They go on and on about how "unnatural" and "incompatible" homosexuality is, but have they ever watched gay porn? Looks pretty natural and compatible to me! Just ask Ted Haggard about how awesome gay porn is! He can tell. 

I remember when Kim Kardashian visited an orphanage in southeast Asia. She met a girl who had a mother, but the mother couldn’t take care of her! Instead of, I don’t know, giving the mom a million dollars, Kim discussed the possibility of adopting the child.

But that’s not what was happening at all. Shady international adoption agencies, especially the Christian ones, bribe parents with money from rich white people to give up their kids - parents who would have otherwise kept their children. Christian adoption agencies straight up lie and tell parents their kids are going…

But how often does that actually happen?

But why? No one got polled when Michael Phelps or Yao Ming or Shaq competed in their sports. No one asked me if I wanted to play volleyball against a 6'1" woman.

Correction: he can see Suri; he chooses not to.

Also Madonna's child wasn't an orphan. That child had a living parent. That's what's so gross. 

If the ladies are smart, they'll require pictures that show full participation in the January 6 insurrection before any correspondence can begin!

Uh I think you just solved the case: they took a bunch of different pictures of her and photoshopped her into Frankenstein’s monster.

I saw a Victoria’s Secret ad where the model bag elongated thighs and about four inches of leg between her kneecap and her ankle. She looked malformed.

It looks like she's wearing two waistbands with curtains stitched to them. I don't get it. 

That’s why I didn’t understand how she got this role and the Oscar nomination.

When that awful Nina Simone movie came out with the darkening makeup and prosthetic nose, I thought the real Nina Simone wouldn’t even land an audition for her own biopic.

This is a very insightful POV that I think a lot of people, including myself, don’t understand.

Inaction is a powerful thing!

Ann Coulter also likes to claim she’s never watched the Boondocks episode that did a great job of mocking her.

My ex does the same thing. He treats the dissolution of our relationship like he forgot to file his taxes or he left the front door open.

It’s so fucking obvious he had work done! I’m 15 years younger than he is, and I have more wrinkles on my face. His taut skin is so ironic because no 60 year old looks like that naturally not even Dick Clark!

I know you're trolling and all but I'm sure you're aware that whatever Kim does certainly doesn't justify stalking and abuse. 

Eh that doesn’t mean he’s gay.