Anyone else distracted by Ariel Winter's err...transformation on Modern Family lately? Going through puberty on television = no, thank you.

If there's one thing you can say about the Kardashians, it's that they got a nose for details.

Goodness, this man has it going on.

I guess you can still be godly and want to suck dick."

If I were Lena, this is the kind of thing that would make me feel fucking terrible. This is some tabloid level shit Jezebel. Let's show everyone who still thinks Vogue magazine is a barometer for reality that Lena is the same old shlub we all knew her to be! Fuck you, successful young women who have fun sometimes…

AHEM

Wow, really? This is insanely embarrassing. Pointing out her flaws seem more cruel than retouching a damn photo. Photoshop is ridiculous - we know that by now. You didn't need to spend $10,000 to tell me they SMOOTHED LENA'S HANDS and RAISED HER EYEBROW. I'm pretty sure someone else could have benefited from that…

Hmmmm...this is all fine and good, but I work for a nonprofit organization working for women's issues and I can tell you that your $10,000 would be MUCH better spent as a donation to my organization or one similar if you're really trying to prove a point about advancing women's issues. Le sigh.

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.

more and more, i'm getting the feeling that jezebel isn't for me anymore. I so appreciate the education i've received from the women here (mostly the commenters though) over the years. i feel like this article is sad, unproductive and smug. There just isn't much to it and you've pissed 10,000 dollars to prove some…

Tell yourself whatever lies you need to tell yourself to justify putting a bounty on the chubby girl. Fucker.

not photoshopped much? did you guys even take a look at the tub photo? they altered her entire head. also the cover photo. they CHANGED THE SHAPE OF HER FACE. I guess that's nothing to some people? NBD. lolz

I mean, I can't even feel angry at Brandi when she says stuff like that, because I feel SO SORRY for her. She is desperate for male attention, she makes every situation sexual, and she is a deeply, deeply insecure person who clearly has terrible mental issues. She's someone who should clearly not be on television, but…

Never in the butt.

"Tell them I'm a good mom with the patience of a bag full of saints. TELL THEM, DAMMIT!"

Jimmy Fallon, is that you?

Here's a vital conversation to have: where should we draw the line at doing asshole things because those asshole things "create a conversation"?