This is exactly the time I would choose to get rid of old furniture, if only to troll the fuck out of teh ‘bloidz.

I want an exclusive interview with her spray tanner.

Are you implying he wasn’t cast right for Daredevil?

Awwww. Kylie took the picture down. Guess she did gaf :( :( :(

Those tattoos. Do want.

Coulson doesn’t want them to know he’s alive — he asked Maria not to tell anyone.

I always want to address this but alas, I am a lowly grey. Also, I’m too sensitive to deal with the onslaught. I wonder what Charlie Jane thinks?

Worth noting that The Mary Sue takes credit for Joss Whedon quitting Twitter, and not because of anything to do with Black Widow. Apparently he retweeted something about them fangirling over Chris Pratt in a Jurassic World clip. He called the clip sexist and they took it as him calling them out for not calling the…

That is the exact amount of coverage I would wear at all times if I had that body. Brav-o.

I feel like Cho off-handedly asking if Thor is going to be somewhere so she can ogle at him isn’t the same as ‘pining’.

Yeah, coupled with her being suddenly enamored with Bruce, it was a lot to take in. Like “of course! I’ve always wanted to quit the Avengers, run away, get married and start a family! Haven’t we talked about this?”

I very nearly peed my pants making sure there was no end credits scene. I’m here in hopes that I can stop someone else from making the same mistake.

The man ripped a log in half with his hands! Not saying Thor couldn’t do that, but it definitely sent my audience into a titter.

Do you mean the end of the climax or the end end?

I struggled to not yell “COULSON’S ALIVE, TONY!” at the theater.

It is pretty fucking hilarious, tho.

It’s a little bit to do with climbing a salmon ladder.

Well, we know what they weren’t doing.

Thiiiink of a clooown and then work your way back!

Ew.