what’s great about the spurs is their profusion of players with outstanding basketball names: patty mills, tiago splitter, boris deuw (?), manu ginobili, etc.

i like how rupert “fuck me like a goat” murdoch has shit stacked all over the floor of his office. “hang pictures? shelve books? who has the time?! who has the money?!”

you can find good clothes made in usa, albeit with a bit of effort and patience. for instance, barneys has a lot of very nice, affordable t-shirts for men made in usa. j brand pants are made in usa. there are lots of nice jeans made in usa. i find that the folks who work at small clothing stores know exactly where…

i saw part of that show one time and wanted to kill myself.

i just can't understand why someone would choose to be so hurtful. i just don't get it at all. is it some sort of twisted self-hatred?

in the end (ha) i really don’t care if bonds was injecting steroids...he was still the greatest hitter any of us will ever see.

the moral of the story is that marriage is shit.

i wondered who kept eating the poisoned snacks.

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i used to have the actual stuffed corpse of princess di on a shelf in my bedroom. my mom threw it away.

it is courageous. i have it too. it more an irritation (ha) than anything, and yet i would be mortified to speak openly about it.

excuse me while i go finger myself

to think we all used to masturbate ourselves senseless to these catalogs. how depressing.

i was offended by some of the jokes, but mostly surprised how unfunny and uncreative they all were. One would think being funny and creative might be important for hosting a comedy show.