omg RIGHT. That’s all people seem to think about with their pro-choice baby fetish: that perfect little baby all happy and healthy in its cute little boots and hat. Like man, I think baby snakes are friggin’ adorable but I’m not forcing anyone to have them.

I’m still sad that I can’t just rent the movie yet. I didn’t get to see it in theaters and I don’t know if I want to buy it. I don’t want to torrent it so it’s back to the waiting game to see if Redbox or Amazon rent it in the next month.

RESULTING

“What can’t you do in your 30's, 40's, and 50's that you can’t do in your 20's?” is such a good point and exactly what I was thinking. I’ve no beef with GG, I think we’ve all entertained thoughts of “What if I miss (x) opportunity because I’m content with the status quo?”. But the fact of the matter is, a good thing…

What does that mean? :O

I love the freeze frame picture for the article, because it looks like fire is jetting out of the motorcycle giving the impression that this dog is just seriously hauling ass. Also gotta respect Ponch’s all-black skull-tag aesthetic, talk about fashion inspo.

TRUE

Adam Driver is totally unattractive, but then randomly, he just is attractive. Like the same qualities that at one moment that make him a bizarre ungulate of a man (the huge nose, the gangly limbs, shapeless lips) suddenly the next are just so great to look at.

Unique-ness is an attractive quality in itself. There are plenty of celebrities I can’t be bothered to learn to tell apart.

Okay so I’m always really behind in trends and do my shopping at places like T.J. Maxx. Does anyone know where I can get some knockoff brand Penis in Vagina?

Oh bless your heart!

Yes yesssss more pain more angst

Yeah I can’t judge, cuz I think Rami Malek is simultaneously adorable and just wall-eyed weird looking. (Also I wish I was good enough at Kinja to make this picture not huge.)

They are definitely made of Bargain Bin Odds and Ends.

Jensen is such a pretty lady.

He just woke up from a nap and he’s squinting into the flashlight someone was shining in his face to see if he was dead.

YAS gimmie some of that silver fox. In a military-esque suit or big comfy sweater and thick-rimmed glasses.

OK since we are discussing Schrodinger-attractive celebrities, I gotta mention these dudes: Benedict Cumberbatch and Adam Driver. Like....???? Why is Benedict so good looking but then you break down his features individually and it’s like...someone just cobbled together some random puzzle bits? And Adam Driver is so…

Holy crap I can hear him say it.

I figured as much. At least it’s a step up from having to resort to roms, though. I hope if this is successful they’ll start selling all the old Pokemon games over the eshop. I’m with you on the storytelling, too. I couldn’t even tell you the plot to most of the gens, it’s all X bad guy wants X legendary and does X…