“felchbucket”

I got stuck sitting between 2 UAW thugs (when I say thugs, I mean mafia strong arm bookie looking guys) on a Southwest flight who had a conversation all about how to strong arm their way into Tesla across me from LAX to DIA. Their conversation, and the fact that they were together, wanted to talk to each other, yet…

He was only off by two feet.

It’s not just them, NBC rigged a truck with explosives to make it blow up when it was crashed into.

Wow. You’re a rarity around here. Good work, Sir!

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

I have children and I still approve this message.

Somehow the mouth-breathers have found a way to take over my still grayed-out world.

Just wanted to say that I’ve never heard crotch droppings before and it’s fucking amazing. I’m stealing it. ;]

How is Schadenboner not on that list of words just added to the Oxford English Dictionary? Mind if I submit it for 2017?

Don’t mean to repeat myself, but,

To be fair, I run my center fog lights with my low beams on dark highways because it’s much brighter than my high beams on my Mustang. It makes it easier to aim my car towards the crowds as I leave cars and coffee...

High beams aren’t doing anyone any good if you need your fog lights.

The tough part os getting a dealer to take a credit card since they will get hit with up to 2% in a transaction fee. Most won’t do it, especially if you have properly haggled them down as far as they can go. And if they do, they’ll either tack it onto the price tag, or they still had plenty of money on their side of…

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

To clarify, one day I will own an EV, hopefully by Tesla because I truly believe in what Elon is doing, with that being said, before I purchased my current vehicle, I was very much considering a Model X, but after much debate and reading through Tesla forums and owner issues, well, I will wait for the 3rd or 4th…

BMW is hoping to get some customers that are less informed than you. Maybe someone who thinks of a car as an appliance and just wants something “eco friendly” and put a deposit down because it’s trendy.

You have to be “followed” by Jalopnik (or whatever gawker/kinja forum you’re in). It seems rather arbitrary. I’ve been on here for quite a while and I’m still in the greys. :(

Cogent analysis! The precise reasons a Tesla will work so well for you are the ones that make EVs unsuitable for my needs. That is not to say I don’t admire the concept or design, so I just bought shares.