My dad was taught how to drive in an 18wheeler attached to a trailer loaded with many tons of rebar. Grandpa said if he could learn to drive that smoothly, he’d be allowed to start learning on a car.

Consequently, my father is the angriest driver in the world.

Have you driven a Model 3?

Most important question of 2018 is “will my Boring Company Flamethrower be appropriate for searing steaks?”

Most important question of 2018 is “will my Boring Company Flamethrower be appropriate for searing steaks?”

It’s more that the media and the tesla fanboys try to make them seem like they’re competing in said category, really.

Elon agrees: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/845282298291339267

The push by the fanboys to try and get the Model S thought of as a competitor to the S Class and 7 series bothers me, and I’m even a Tesla customer already. It’s smaller and the battery tech makes it more expensive, that doesn’t mean it’s in the same…

True enough! Doesn’t change my opinion that he’s a fuckwit, but of course my car could take a turn for the janky.

Only time will tell who has the exception: me, or whiny mcbitchfest in the video.

Er… I guess it’s February. Manufactured “in the last month” then :P

As an actual Model 3 owner with a unit manufactured this month, I can say that my panel gaps look nothing like that, nor does my trunk take remarkable force to close, etc. Seems like they’ve got an early/shitty example, it happens, especially with Tesla.

If that’s “rather attractive” I cannot imagine what you think is ugly.

Exactly. It had five miles on the odometer from QA/movement in the lot, and in my efforts to make sure I marked my territory properly, I had to be sure not to try too hard and… well, literally mark my territory.

When you shit your pants doing situps.

Also your username strikes so true that I had a nightmare about my girlfriend farting in my new car the night before I picked it up last week. I didn’t let her get in until I farted first.

I’ll let you know what I find out :)

If I were forced to give a three-word review, I’d say “Worth the wait”. It’s fantastic. Still some unfinished software things they need to sort out but already very happy with this car. More detailed review to come :)

Decent snow tires might have.

“There can always be other theories. The power of love?”

Well, it’s a curious thing…

Latest update: played The Final Countdown at high volume. Anticipation levels are near-unprecedented.

Still in the office.

Will do!

Leaving the office in a hair over four hours… I’ve got meetings for 2.5 of those though, which will help! Thinking I might need to go get lunch soon.

Ooooh. Purdy. Where is that?