Will do!

Leaving the office in a hair over four hours… I’ve got meetings for 2.5 of those though, which will help! Thinking I might need to go get lunch soon.

Ooooh. Purdy. Where is that?

Ooooh other than the breaky-stuff that does sound pretty awesome! My brother is a big Jeep nut and while I’m definitely more of a coupes-n-sedans-n-wagons fellow, I do love me a Wrangler.

That’s awesome! What was it specifically?

Spot on!

Currently struggling to make it through the day at work. I’m also going to be trolling the shit out of one of my teammates so I have to be at work AND not tell anyone I’m getting it today. Taking off a bit after lunch :)

The mind boggles. When I sold my car last week I stood in the lobby while the buyer got a cashier’s check, and then walked one block to my bank and deposited it, THEN signed over the title to him. He was in his mid-50s, nicely dressed, had his wife with him, etc. About as trustworthy as a stranger could get, but I was…

Thanks! Yeah I’m normally the super cynical asshole but even my broken soul is in a cheerful mood today. Everyone is amazing. Everything is great.

It’s totally going to hail or someone’s going to t-bone me 4 minutes after delivery…

I’m in the SF bay area but I’ll be taking it to Tahoe either this weekend or next. That said, I’ll be swapping to winter wheels any time I go up (I’m a firm believer in the right tool for the job), and the RWD Model S is fine in snow with appropriate shoes

Reasonably early? A few dozen before me. Also a previous Model S owner, AFAIK non-owners aren’t getting invites yet.

I’m genuinely surprised I managed to get any sleep. I feel like a kid on christmas morning now.

No idea if Tesla will achieve those goals or not… but I’m taking delivery of my Model 3 in a few hours. I haven’t been this excited for a car since my very first.

The wait for my Model 3 continues. “Jan-Mar” is the current allegation. In the meantime, my ‘05 Cadillac XLR continues running well, but having only hit 65,000 miles on Wednesday, you’d hope so.

Oh noooooo better get the safe spaces and trigger warnings ready. Someone got TEASED.

Hopefully.

and in the end, it won’t even matter.

Winter beaters are one of the stupidest fucking ideas I’ve ever heard of in my life. Ok, yes, if you normally drive something that is profoundly inappropriate for winter use it’s one thing, but for people who are like “Oh I don’t drive my M3 in the snow” and spend 5 months out of the year in a piece of shit, I just…

The Tesla. Why? Nothing to do with the layout or amenities, I just fucking hate interiors that aren’t black.

Front wheel drive weirdo derp pod for people who don’t care about cars as anything more than appliances. Got it.