Good. I hope it hurt, too.

My ‘05 Cadillac XLR needed a replacement gas cap when I was driving from FL to CA last summer when I picked it up, ~40,000 miles on the clock. Threw a CEL when I was a few hours out from ABQ. Pulled the code with pep boys or autozone or whatever, called ahead to Vegas and had one waiting at a dealer.

Possibly the…

oh… nice marmot.

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I have a fuckload of money but you can’t have any. But what I also have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you…

When there’s a bad law, you fix the law. You don’t go on making everyone else suffer because someone in the past was a short-sighted assbite.

The people who can afford this don’t have to decide between this and the other cars. They just buy them all if they’re so inclined.

My car has adaptive cruise control, and I use it every single day that I drive the car instead of take the motorcycle. I still pay attention to the road and what’s going on, because it’s in my best interests to do so. Sometimes I choose to override the acceleration or braking of the system because I want to be more or…

Up in there so deep, it be cryin’. You thought it was rain!

Ok we better get rid of all sports and recreational activities, then. People might get injured, you know.

Yeah, and you should have to wear a chastity belt so you don’t get raped, too.

I’m not going to pretend I’ll cancel my Tesla order if UAW gets in there… but I’ll be sorely disappointed. Hell, UAW not liking Trump makes me actually like something about him.

Being raised Jewish, I was taught never to get into a crowded train car.

I agree, except for the $150k part. $2.5M and I’ll start thinking about it.

Careful with that Google string at work

Their religion, like all other organized religions, is stupid.

You can only see the left because Ford generally can’t do anything right.

If we have to tell anyone above the age of 10 not to drink vehicle fuel, those people aren’t worth saving.

As the owner of an XLR, I’m continually curious if anything along those lines will be produced again. Obviously it wasn’t a great seller and wasn’t a perfect product, but it gave me a lot of features I’ll now never own a daily driver without (notably: adaptive cruise control).

When I look at Cadillac’s lineup I see…

…which is far easier when you make slaves do everything!

Honestly? The 2016 Golf R not being available with a moonroof. Killed the sale they’d have had to me.