Their religion, like all other organized religions, is stupid.

You can only see the left because Ford generally can’t do anything right.

If we have to tell anyone above the age of 10 not to drink vehicle fuel, those people aren’t worth saving.

As the owner of an XLR, I’m continually curious if anything along those lines will be produced again. Obviously it wasn’t a great seller and wasn’t a perfect product, but it gave me a lot of features I’ll now never own a daily driver without (notably: adaptive cruise control).

When I look at Cadillac’s lineup I see…

…which is far easier when you make slaves do everything!

Honestly? The 2016 Golf R not being available with a moonroof. Killed the sale they’d have had to me.

Hopefully he pisses off another useless criminal twat and gets murdered in a dark alley.

Should I spend hellacious amounts of money on low profile floor jacks and weird voodoo to be able to support the Cadillac XLR I just inherited, or just get a set of ramps? Assume oil changes and general service, not changing wheels, tires, or suspension components.

I’ve been whining a lot that all the 3gste sw20s out there are high enough mileage and/or in bad enough shape so that I’d have to strip it down and replace everything from the suspension to the dashboard. This… doesn’t really change my opinion… but it gets close!

My life must always be the most important one to my car. If a kid walks into the road and avoiding the kid means putting me into the tree? Welp, hope the cost of repair for the car isn’t too bad.

If a pack of 7 kids and a handicapped refugee walk into the road and avoiding them means putting me into a tree? Welp,…

Symmetry is beauty. When you encroach on the symmetry of the wheels by lowering until they tuck, it looks like shit. Also you’re almost certainly fucking the handling of the car in the name of bad taste, which also makes you an asshole.

Honestly I didn’t read the article or watch the video. I just take any opportunity I can to call out people who follow at unsafe distances. Creeps me the hell out.

That’s why the dbag in the bimbo box swerved, and that’s why the trucker is dead.

If you have to swerve to avoid something that fell off of a car, then you’re too close.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. If you get into an accident because of your following distance… well, there’s the stupid prize.

I’d say 1. Don’t follow so fucking closely that you can’t stop in an emergency without hitting something.

2. Secure your shit…

This is what happens when you follow too closely. If you can’t stop safely, you’re too close.

too many doors.

I can’t really imagine a world where I’d be jealous, or jelly if you will, of a bimbo box SUV.

Please, for the love of all things holy and unholy alike, stop appending -gate to things. Do you think Watergate was about water? No? Well, where’s the Dieselgate building?