See this one weird trick for declaring bankruptcy!

Dog is my co-pilot.

My jeep had 37" tires, which meant storing the spare was tricky. The dogs didn’t seem to mind too much....

Can’t pahk the Ka here.

Similarly, do not put your hand in your mower while it’s running.

hi! hey! hi!

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

I was kind of hoping for Sean Spicer, Keanu Reeves, and Melissa McCarthy.

Getting closer and closer to peak hipster on this site.

200 years from now, it might look something like this:

I’d rather my city just buy what’s cheapest instead of trying to make an activist purchase on my dime.

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

Flatlander: “But dude, I got an SUV with all-terrain tires and four wheel drive, plus I’m a really good driver”

Clearly one of the tires was slightly under-inflated.

Why are there six pedals and only 4 directions?

You can’t pick up girls in a tank.

Chupathingy. Has a nice ring to it.

You wanna call it any other mythical creatures? Bigfoot? Unicorn? Chupathingy?

I think it looks like a puma.

Looks like some sort of big cat.