They TOTALLY didn’t target and steal Hellcats specifically to go fast and cheat death in the first place, amirite? LOL dude, they’re so innocent.

no one said thinning the gene pool was easy.

MB has been providing the following warning sticker for the rear windows
until service can be completed.

Conveniently, I ran across this pic yesterday and it seems relevant

I took the test and I got this

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

Well according to my calculations... any vehicle should be able to outrun a tornado... Heck Usain Bolt can almost outrun one in a pair of Pumas!

This is now Jalopnik’s second post about SEMA today after saying, this morning, that SEMA doesn’t matter.

I’ll never understand Australian horse racing.

KKK: what color is your car?

THAT’S how the current Challenger should look. JUST. LIKE. THAT.

This bit is just their excuse for not being able to afford to send someone out to Vegas for SEMA.

The fact that you even asked this question only proves to me that this site is in its death throws. Jalopnik is a car blog, SEMA is the epicenter of the aftermarket modification market. It is not open to the public, which would make the public’s main source for SEMA information the press. Do you have anyone at SEMA…

Yeah, you really shouldn’t do that. You are the reason traffic merging doesn’t work and we get tailbacks. I only advocate indiscriminate slaughter, you are causing mild inconvenience to others; I trust we all see who the *real* monster is here.

It should be an option box on everything tbh

Heck no, these dopes just say stuff like that, and that the BRZ needs a turbo, wagon this, and shooting brake that.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Don’t even get me started on this one.

“The feature, called OnStar BigBrother, will sift through data in order to recognize a driver’s habits, allowing third-party marketers to hound the complete daylights out of the driver instead of letting him get to his destination in peace.”

The entire point of car culture is feeling superior to others.