I started losing my hair at 18 so he doesn’t necessarily have to be middle aged :)

“I literally understand none of this”

So basically, a mistake can never be corrected or forgiven? You’re the exact same person you were 15 years ago?

“he just kept showing up where I was”

“busy cyborgs who despise the pleasures of eating.”

Wow, classy... that’s the kind of thing that would eat me the whole day.

“then chastised me and my unforgivably bad manners for what seemed like hours”

But, but, _you’re_ the diamond, honey!

Spring or summer, honey?

This isn’t religion, jumping into a phone booth and saying “I fucked up, so sorry!” doesn’t take your responsibility for your actions away.

Not sure why you try keep pushing the point of what the forrest is “nicknamed” as if that makes everything fine somehow?

Oh... I always put them in a bottle and sent them on a journey across the Atlantic. My bad, didn’t think that through properly.

I have no idea what the hell you’re trying to say. Try typing with less angst and more thought next time.

This guy should spend less money on hotel rooms and more money on a psychiatrist.

The worst part (excluding the obvious tragedy of an innocent man being killed) is that I’m not sure if this will deter from swatting or make it even more of a thrill for the assholes doing it.

It’s not the same since they killed support for a ton of extensions. Not in a “hey, we’re changing some APIs so you’ll need to update a few lines of code”-way, but in a “hey, we just took away all your tools so your extension will not be possible anymore”-way.

You realise that scientists work hard every single day to try to explain the unfathomable amount of things in nature that we don’t understand, right? This is what science is about, and it’s awesome.

“Wypipo got it made, man. I’m worried about how this tax bill is going to effect me and how my little sister will get health care, and they’re pissed off at a lamer version of the computer from Star Trek.”

I don’t really get the point. If you’re out in those kinds of wind speeds you’re still going to get knocked on your ass if debris hit you. And you’re still going to be soaked from head to toe.

I don’t really get the point. If you’re out in those kinds of wind speeds you’re still going to get knocked on your…