MARK. WHY.

Mine frequently changes "Amanda Bynes" to "Amanpour" because my iPhone really overestimates my cultural interests.

No show has consistently terrified me as Are You Afraid of the Dark? did. There are two episodes that distinctly stick out in my mind and still give me nightmares. One involved people being trapped in paintings and then the paintings being burned and the people inside them burning to death. The second involved what…

Submitted for your approval: Every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? is now on YouTube. Relive the spine-tingling moments of your youth as many times as you want. Which was the scariest episode for you? (Please don't post images from Tale of the Quicksilver in comments.)

Haven't seen the film, but it doesn't remotely spoiler the book, so go for it.

Yes yes yes!!! That was my favorite book for a long time in school. A quality, quality read.

Can Will Smith Convince Jaden Smith To Go To School So He Might Possibly Learn About Grammar, Punctuation And Spelling?

Can Will Smith go on Kimmel and read Jaden Smith tweets out loud?

Yep, sounds like The Dollhouse Murders. There are a number of creepy doll books for kids out there though.

I never read them as a kid, but this year I've read about ten of her books (I don't know, I love kid's books). They're actually pretty good! I'd recommend checking out her other ghost stories. The Old Willis Place was really moving and Deep and Dark and Dangerous was pretty good too.

I think it was actually called "The Dollhouse". The girl had a dollhouse that played out an old family murder.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

I think I actually got a tear in my eye when I saw this last night. I get really emotional over 90s-era television, you guys.

Strip away Book Amy's complexities and you're left with little more than "crazy fucking bitch."

This was very funny and your coworker Madeleine sounds very ~*~cool~*~

Tara Jacoby = far better than these pants.

The Gap is like this. There are multiple reasons I'm not crazy about shopping at The Gap, and this is one of them. And some types of clothes run larger than others? I've found this a lot with dress pants in a number of places - the dress pant sizes run larger than the jeans. It is SO HARD for me to find…

Six months is JUST enough time to watch the entirety of Battlestar Galactica, Ronald D Moore's little known sci fi soap opera.

She's the Dawn Summers of pop divas. Suddenly there's this annoying, baby-faced imp and everyone's talking as though she's been around the whole time, and we're all just supposed to know things about her. I think she may be some kind of key.

For the love of God, someone tell me these capes are for sale. Beatrix needs one.