Once, when he was putting on a shirt, he told me that I needed to prepare myself because "I look really, really good in purple."

But it was more gross because she was impolite and inconsiderate. You can't go around a hospital spilling blood everywhere. That is unsanitary and not good for the other patients.

I was just going to write this, but you did. If you would have said James Patterson was a deebee, I would be super sad. It's like finding out someone's grandpa you really liked growing up was a nazi war criminal (true story, happened to my neighbor!)

I was a communications intern at my university's library when I was a student and we brought Nicholas Sparks in as our guest speaker for the annual fundraising dinner one year. He was the most self-important asshole I've ever met. Wasn't outright rude to me or my co-workers, but he had an aura of complete superiority…

I didn't have an opinion on Nicholas Sparks until now, aside from thinking his movies and books look like things I would not enjoy, but this:

I agree. I saw the movie before I knew anything about Nicholas Sparks and the maudlin parade of tear circle jerking that his empire would bring us.

Hey, can I have posting privileges because I have never seen the Notebook? Shouldn't this singular accomplishment be enough to move me out of the grey?

A sexy jellyfish

I couldn't finish the book. I hated all the characters: Not enough to be willing to read all the way to find out what happened, but enough to Wiki the book after the fact. I suspect it will make a movie I will be willing to Netflix one day.

Pro tip: Watch L&O UK on Youtube (there are a ton of full episodes on there). It reuses many plots from the early seasons of the original L&O but updates and British-izes them (so they incorporate things like cellphones, broader availability of CCTV footage and the UK legal system). With SVU now so infuriating and CSI…

"Hey, miss. We have quinoa!"

Annnnd I lost it.

The side-eye after "Laticia" was so perfect!

Don't you dare insult Clinton Kelly in this house.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Told Kelly this on Twitter, reiterating it here. This gif is basically a perfect re-enactment of my girlfriend's face when Claire said "take off your shirt":

LOOK MY TV IS VERY OLD AND SAD AND CAN'T DO NEAT THINGS (like take photos of butts)

At first I thought the undergarments were the dress and I was WOEFULLY disappointed in the show.

I felt so sorry for her boobs

THIS COULD BE US BUT YE BE PLAYIN