/ice cream starts melting

No argument there, but Rob hit it on the head when he said it’s lazy story telling. I don't mind characters being stupid or making bad decisions, but put them in different situations where they are being stupid or making bad decisions, not the same one over and over.

Oh come on. The whole show, since the beginning, has done it’s best to show us that for some reason only imbeciles survived...

Good luck getting Jezebel to ever address that. They initially wrote very little about it and when they do address the issue of where the assailants come from, it’s to say the right wing is using it to fuel xenophobia. Because apparently it's impossible to say anything about the fact that these men come from countries…

Suspicions of some mass cover-up were fanned by conservative outlets that referenced the well-worn racist narrative of dark-skinned men abusing white women.

“Somewhere, Hillary Clinton opened Twitter and muttered, “You have got to be fucking kidding me.”

Of course it would be Portland!

I was there! We did lose our shit because it was so freaking adorable. The waiting for hours was a bummer, but overall, I enjoyed it and I’m glad I went.

Which reminds me of the Governator’s letter vetoing a finance bill:

He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it:

Charisma

Does anyone else think that nun actually looks like Mitch McConnell in disguise?

I can’t even handle the nerve of their “Help a Sister Out” signs. Like, at worst, this has absolutely no effect on you, but will fuck over tons of other women. Fuck right off, ladies.

Maybe these religious organizations should start paying some taxes before they think they can decide what is and isn’t covered by health care.

Yes. Now get off the internet until your homework is done.

No doubt that Warren’s statements will elicit even louder “sighs” of regret from the Democratic electorate who wish that she was running.

Oh sweetie. Just sit there and look pretty. The talking just ruins it.

Yeah. I’ve liked him in a lot of other things, and it has been over a decade since it came out.