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Sums up this year’s noms.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

I care.

I ... also think it’s weird as fuck that Obama is going to be on Bear Grylls.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

People not voting or voting against their own self-interests? Extreme aversion to raising taxes?