The Other Daughter is obvs Tiffany Trump.
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sneakingsallyroundthealley
I wore the Editor pant when I bartended at a brewery in college. That cheap stretchy fabric was perfect for covering up the beer I inevitably sloshed on myself and I could wear them like 10 times before I had to wash them, at which point they basically stood up on their own.
Aaaaaaand I’ve finally found my account profile picture!
I’m rather surprised this article made no mention of Widows, the recently-released heist/political drama (featuring an all-star cast + getting a fair amount of buzz/critical claim, albeit lackluster ticket sales), in which the political intrigue centers around a corrupt alderman’s race in Chicago’s south side.
Paul is an English Bulldog; Penny is, indeed, a French Bulldog. That is all.
Yep, although the significant feminist strides we’ve made in the past 20 years has made it Doctor Barbie & she now wears flats/has slightly smaller boobies (waist still improbably tiny).
I’d like to note his questionably bisexual MySpace page (and his decision not to have its existence scrubbed from the internet) as a strong addition to the pro column for boyfriend status.
Current mood:
OMG Macauley Caulkin’s use of Home Alone 2 to Dan Fogler is truly iconic, and these tweets are the thirstiest, Who-iest I’ve read in, well, hours (but that’s still saying something). I’m obsessed and immediately started following @IncredibleCulk (also, amazing handle).
ALL THE STARS FOR YOU.
“I don’t know how I’m going handle the enormous amount of secondhand embarrassment I get from this program. I can barely make it through Married at First Sight!”
Unqualified custody provisions in prenups are, by and large, unenforceable, although they may help establish spouses’ mental states.
I 100% forgot Alan Thicke had died.
As a DC resident, these graphs really support my decision not to have children — I’ll be bringing them home with me next year for the holidays and simply pointing to them each time my boyfriend’s mother makes a passive aggressive comment about her lack of grandchildren.
I must say I’m surprised by this, considering Shonda’s OG TGIG drama is on Season 67 and counting (OK, 13, but it feels like waaaaaaay longer for us long-suffering Grey’s Anatomy fans). Hopefully this will give Shonda the chance to turn her attention to giving GA the meaningful and well-thought-out ending the show —…
TBH, I’m not a morning person either, but sadly I don’t think my value rises to the level of having a flunkie sit outside my house to alert my supervisors when I’ve woken up/switched on a light so their day may begin... Also, I’d feel like a total douche canoe making people wait for my tardy ass every day.
If we wanted to be SUPER forgiving/optimistic, I’d suggest this policy might be motivated by an attempt to avoid any potential appearance of impropriety from the public’s perspective; rather than a misguided notion that all non-spousal women with access to alcohol want to jump Pencey’s bones.
Bachelorette (the criminally underrated, IMHO, 2012 film starring Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, Isla Fisher and Rebel Wilson, not the terrible TV series) meets Very Bad Things.
Despite Bobby being my favorite Jez writer and self-professed spirit animal, I can already affirm today without the ladies is going to be a drag. I just don’t believe there is any way one man — Fingered or not — can fill the full Jezebel-shaped whole in my heart today.