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No amount of red carpet moistness will make her less Who-y.

I literally recognized 0% of these people until Ed Shereen (who I acknowledge as a human/“artist” but do not support in any manner). Old + American = out of touch with Brits awards, apparently. A shocking revelation, I know.

I will watch the fuck out of this. Also, the first sentence of your Reese description sent me on an immediate hunt for Tracy Flick GIFs.

OMG Kara you are a mother fucking genius — apparently the only thing people like more than talking about themselves generally is talking about their respective issues with money. (This is not shade — I posted my own wealth-focused self-discovery narrative in these here comments.) Kudos!

I went to private elementary school, lived in a large custom home in an affluent neighborhood, but more importantly, I learned never to look at a price tag while shopping — if it was within reach, it was an option. I would circle things in Wooden Soldier catalog (for which I had a brief tenure as I child model, I’m

He was great in this week’s Law & Order: SVU, featuring (per ushe) old white dudes looking for some strange in the wrong place.

This is why I can sleep at night...

I would pay all the money in the world to have Idris tenderly cradle my head like so...

Consider me inspired... Going to see Arrival tonight.

This show will surely be garbage, but the good folks at Apple Music have outdone themselves — this “trailer” makes me kinda sorta want to watch.

Boxed wine is the way to go! Just rip open the box and pull out the vino-filled sack (my friends and I like to refer to it as the placenta) + some plastic cups in a large purse = easy theater drunkenness without the mixing issues.

I dunno, manic it may be, but I am here. for it.

MT is so the dude at the wedding wearing his tie as a headband.

Well done and interesting take, but the proofreading really needs to improve...

Who do I have to screw to get the job as Puppy Bowl referee?

As a native Delawarean, I fully concur.

I was recently having drinks with friends, and as the wine flowed the convo obviously moved to politics — when a recent clip was mentioned (the group of republican women voters explaining why The Grand Cheetos’ pussy-grabbing comments won’t sway their vote, nosirrebob) and I said I thought I’d viewed it on Jezebel,

My car is named Marissa Cooper. I live in a city, so it’s pretty banged up. Once it got hit in a drive by and I texted my BF this when I found it.

Not all people who were once in their lives registered Republican are evil! (She says not at all defensively.)