so ... you probably shouldn’t write an article about jump scares since you clearly don’t know what a jump scare is.

Avatar 5: In theaters someday! Drive your Cybertruck to see it!

“mortgaged 10 acres on the water in Santa Barbara where I was going to build my last house. But I did it without a thought. It has thrown my accountant into a fucking conniption fit.”

“Johnny Cash’s ‘Hurt.’” is a great example. (Pet peeve: That song was spare and sad to begin with. Cash didn’t do anything particularly notable with it. We just invest his performance with pathos because he was near death.)

it might sit weird with you because it’s not really intended for public consumption at all. it’s a straight-up legal document, and her PR people would probably prefer that it not be reported by anyone. AV Club is just desperate for clicks.

rumors of her toxic workplace behavior

I’m sure he’ll get to it just as soon as he finishes that season of American Crime Story about the Danziger Bridge shootings that he promised before the Clinton season and never delivered.

YES. He’s been a white man-worshipping problem for decades. The most shocking thing about that interview was the NYT pretending like his opinions about culture matter.

LOUIS DID NOT EVER FUCKING APOLOGIZE MICHELLE, GO BACK AND READ HIS SHITTY STATEMENT, HE DOES NOT EVER USE ANY FORM OF THE WORDS “SORRY” OR “APOLOGIZE,” BUT HE DOES REFER TO “MY DICK” TWICE, HE IS A FUCKING PIECE OF GARBAGE

It’s unclear in what sense that Penn “went to jail” over Smith’s slap.

Dougie E. Fresh

For some reason, Grimes continued to procreate with this imbecile, thus proving that she herself is an imbecile too

A spokesperson for Tate told BBC that its report “not only present[s] false accusations, but insult[s] the massive community that considers Andrew Tate a life changing positive force.”

the “context” is that there is literally no context. Aniston brings up CC herself, then says she’ll probably get canceled for saying that, then says something incredibly dumb about not putting all men into the Harvey Weinstein basket or something? it’s clear she has no idea what the fuck she is talking about.

none of those anti-aging products prevented her brain from turning into a potato

His actual Taiwan strategy is profoundly stupid. You don’t need to understand foreign affairs to get its stupidity:

Using “Coach” in this manner is ONE MILLION PERCENT about serving coded language to white Republicans so they will donate to her campaign

pairing his somnambulant ass with hyped-up Bryan Cranston in “Godzilla” didn’t help

As always, every other member of the Senate, past and present, is equally responsible for this calamity, because they have all prioritized their bullshit rules — none of which are in the Constitution — so that they can all gladhand and pretend that they’re genteel old friends while the rest of us get fucked over. They…

Where is the link to the Tampa Bay Times report that Jezebel appears to be taking so much from? Are you intentionally fucking them out of clicks?