straight out of the McConaughey playbook

“creepy piano/children’s choir cover of a popular song” is the absolute laziest trick in film trailer editors’ bags right now. it’s wildly overused, and yet they refuse to stop doing it.

::Americans land safely at the end of the movie::

... but why would you? even a limited nuclear exchange means nuclear winter. the war depicted in the trailer means slow planetary death for sure. better to just airlock yourself.

boy, you really stretched to get there.

the rules around comedy, drama and show length are dumb and mostly wrong: YUP

congratulations to Mr. Am for coming up with something almost as bad as that “Let’s Get R*****ed” song, please launch yourself into space and never come back

you should proofread your work. just a “mile” suggestion.

2hen the tunnel collapses and she requires rescue, will she be paying the entire bill?

Two games:

TikTokers: Ew, those people cruising around the world are gross! Let’s make Content out of their lives for money and influence

Seek help.

so they added “fun” to the movies’ already-existing “gorgeous and empty”

An end to the GTA series’ sexist, homophobic, transphobic, juvenile sense of humor. It’s been a glaring problem for a long time now.

here is the website for the Bay Area’s KGO: https://abc7news.com/

Tonight, Gerry will hand out his final rose and propose to either Leslie or Theresa, a person he will likely spend the rest of his life with.

She’s building an empire, after all, having bought a gas station,

lol “jezebel got trump elected”

I’m just here to say, fuck you Spanfeller!

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