i am shocked, SHOCKED that a person who would let one of the worst men in the world put his penis inside her and make a baby — and then agree to give it perhaps the Stupidest Fucking Baby Name Of All Time — is also a terrible person.

“proven the death of god” hahahahahahaha

wow yeah crazy seeing someone talk about god in this world where we have banned all the churches and the bibles and what the fuck are you talking about, dude? Christians have the most humongous persecution syndrome.

Lots of people have good intentions. That doesn’t mean you didn’t fuck up.

one way not to get dogpiled on would be to shut the fuck up, Grimey

Classic non-denial denial. She is 100% That Person.

The Senate is a totally broken institution!

Didn’t read the article, eh?

Also, Phantom Menace was a piece of shit.

ftfy

Ben Affleck never gets as much credit as he deserves for being a truly fucking terrible actor.

wow, that’s a comparison only a fucking moron would make! congratulations!

Dear Jesse’s Mom,

Unlike fan mods, which didn’t hurt anyone and shouldn’t have been legally attacked by the publisher, an unofficial restaurant created by two real, for-profit companies seems far more sketchy and is clearly not a labor of love seeking to expand enjoyment of the game but is instead just another money grab, this time…

Speaking of hot garbage takes, yours is one! Try reading the article again.

Living in this world, today, is what qualifies us to judge whether or not a 73-year-old woman is fit for parole. “I remember when it happened” doesn’t give anyone special legal rights.

Oh yeah, Dane Cook still exists!

learn to use the correct version of “principle” before attempting to be ironical

god this world is so fucked Kady, you wrote this idiotic trash about this goddamn idiot and i fucking clicked on it, fuck us all