(we won’t get into his personal life here)

Fairly certain it’s not “everyone gets to do Marvel movies until they’re proven guilty,” Anthony.

No “Game Night”? Nah.

She’s made it very clear what this is about. Her fee-fees were hurt by Democrats. Occam’s Razor applies.

literally this https://www.vulture.com/2023/06/the-other-two-disney-character-globby-has-a-real-gay-twin.html

Sharon Stone in Fatal Attraction

her beloved public persona

jesus christ, fuck you for writing this trash, and fuck me for clicking on it

so she’s a publicity whore, just like her parents.

And yes, I know I can turn these notifications off, but where’s the fun in that?how else could I shit out an entire post from this absolute non-issue if I don’t pretend like this is a real problem? 

jesus christ, daft punk over beyonce? why do you hate music?

citation needed, or are you just making things up?

shit, now i have to update my “Kinja Commenter Rando Stylebook”

tl;dr “Aubrey Plaza likes money”

poor defenseless TV star who shit on them publicly first

lol you believe that anything on a Marvel movie is improvised, that’s hilarious

poor millionaire Jenna Ortega, those underpaid people said a mean thing about her after she said mean things about them

When does she earn that right?

“punching down” on the millionaire TV star

what does it even mean to “date” a human corporation whose primary goal is to write songs about breakups and then rake in millions of dollars?