Cornyn suggests Comey was either fired for his personal failings (as the President, being competent, would know it would not obstruct the investigation), or that Comey was fired to obstruct the investigation and the President is a moron.

Let them have their little victories. The Mueller investigation is still ongoing and justice will be served one way or the other.

That doesn't make any sense. Lynch is a democrat, I believe, and only people can be charged with crimes.

'Mr. Comey, can you predict the future?'

Sessions. It's in the eyes.

… Is James Comey what happens to Jimmy McGill if he decides to take the job offer with his brother's firm?

I'm starting to think this isn't all some great organized Republican blockade, but in fact these people just haven't governed for so long that they actually don't understand how things work or what Obstruction of Justice is.

How did this guy get elected after destroying three inhabited planets in the last Star Wars movie?

Comey: "Touching each other, but separate."

Why don't these two just make out already and get it over with?

This is a man who knows how to wear a mustache.

*does not succumb to peer pressure*

Me, personally, I think these Star Wars are great.

The audacity of hope.

I believe Trump is watching it with his legal team. So he literally needed adult supervision.

'Memo memorializing the conversation'

Reading between the lines, it seems to imply impeachment will only come up if Trump is directly implicated, and the actions of 'his campaign' can be pushed off onto fall guys (like Flynn).

OJ Simpson and Bill Clinton will join us in the comments, don't worry.

Rubio's point that there's nothing wrong with the President asking the FBI director to drop an ongoing investigation as long as he asks the public to do the same thing the next day makes no sense, right? He knows those are two different entities, doesn't he?

There's not much more that can be said about The Mummy (or that deserves to be said about The Mummy) than this: It makes you feel like a kid again.