I'm beginning to think the secret to eternal life is continuously updating your imdb profile with random 'eh could be good but I'll wait for Netflix and then forget' projects…

I'm gonna be honest and you're likely going to be upset, but that last post was an experiment for me last night. I messed up with my first one, felt bad about it, and resolved to correct that behavior future. First though, I wanted to see how effectively I could spin my mistake out of insecure self-interest to explore…

You're right, I don't know entirely what's going on. And I agree with you, it's ultimately none of our business. And yet the story persists. I never said he was divorced because it's not my business, and I didn't comment on his court case in particular because I'm not involved. Ultimately the specifics of the case…

I've never donated a million dollars to charity, so I'm likely losing whatever silly debate there is to be had when measuring the betterness of one person against another. As for the actual situation at hand, pay child support. It's really quite simple. If you have a child, and you are divorced, and you have the money…

Maybe you should 'do your job' as a father and support your damn kid. I don't care what petty point you're trying to prove, you have more than the means and you're his dad. Stop living the image of a role model and start living the life.

It's quite simple: La La Land didn't have any car chases, so natch this is the superior film.

You're on the staff. You can swap the trailers out and nobody would notice. You have the power to end this.

And this warrants hours of interrogation, handcuffs, and a night in prison?

Is there no long-since-vanquished villain of the 1980s to be spared from Donald Trump's wrath?! What next, horror flicks and high-tops?

Thank god. I feel so much safer now.

Can we at least take solice in the fact that it's not as bad as it could be?

Well, it might have been intended as a joke, but as a member of the community I can assure you there are alt-furries. I have seen them. There's probably alt-every subculture if they're big enough, and there are a lot of furries. Finding one is kind of like seeing a meme come to life.

Is this replacing my last comment?

Sky Ferreira is the only artist that bridges Lorde and Chelsea Wolfe.

This is the most disappointing thing to happen since the last time I checked the news.

And 2 hours since the last furry post, and too long since the last Shrek fanfiction post.

Sadly, it is actually a real thing.

Well bunnies are a small prey species, so that's only natural.

Welcome to the furry fandom, where every erection is punctuated with a question mark.

I'm in the process of adapting this into a screenplay, but I have to ask: What is the acceptable amount of rhinoceros 'horny' puns that can be made while still keeping this a classy furpile?