Brb, starting a new religion.

Sounds like a Japanese game show

That’s a fair point. American christians do not understand what real persecution looks like because they’ve been the powerful majority the whole time. What they describe as infringement on their rights is actually just functioning secularism, but they do not seem to understand secularism as a concept either.

This is an excellent point. If they are this strict about yoga being Hindu, they need to admit that Halloween, Christmas and Easter are all derived from Celtic and Germanic Pagan rites of the solstice and equinox, and re-purposed by conquering Romans during the christianization of Europe. You got your nature worship…

Just a small correction: You’ve had it with AMERICAN Christians and their false sense of persecution. Christian students were gunned down in Kenya this week specifically for being Christian, so let’s not pretend that Christians aren’t still routinely persecuted all over the world. But, yeah, American Christians who…

Yeah, because Hinduism is huge in LA and SF. All those Hindu soccer moms squeezing in some quality worship time before their facials and drycleaning run. If anybody is worshipping anything, it's the cult of the tight ass.

Look, good christian children should only have to do exercises inspired by the bible. Like dodge ball. Which is just stoning without rocks.

my religious freedom is being attacked because there are other religions

esp since yoga that has been exported to the west is so completely distilled that it doesn’t retain any of the religious baggage. it’s...exercise. pretty much.

Oh lord, I used to work with a lady like this. Our desks were side by side and she would chat nicely and ask me what I was doing after work or making for dinner etc. She asked me a few times if I was going to yoga which I thought was maybe interest in trying it out herself, so I invited her to come with me to a class…

Not going to lie - I would be more likely to attend.

Could they just rename it Stretchy Fun Time Class?

Oh for fuck’s sake.

I think Madge’s post is actually an old picture from her “Sex” book back in the 90s.

Either that or he is a baby. They poop lying down.

I don’t know if the “roughly” translated German is terribly sad or outrageously funny. “Madame, you are a lesser character”, “Whatever you do, you are not allowed to jump on me any more”. I need T-shirts with these quotes on them.

I should also take this opportunity to say, to the assholes who are so fond of telling women, "We're not mind-readers! If you don't like something a guy is doing, it's up to you to tell him!": Dudes, if it's obvious to an entire group of blind-drunk women that a stranger is uncomfortable, then it should be obvious…

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

That's what the gin is for.