I've officially overdosed on Beyonce. First it was Jennifer Lawrence, then Beyonce. Jezebel: the site that makes me end up hating celebrities I never cared about in the first place. (Cue the "well don't read the post then!" responses now...)

Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best anterior cruciate ligaments of all time.

I you say "m'lady" I assume you're addressing the Inn Keep on your quest to find the magical lute of great resplendence.

Also you LARP.

Why does she look like Carol Channing?

These are NOT mannequins, these are dressforms. Dressforms are from draping muslin and creating patterns. Mannequins are for the finished product and used for display.

Oh, Madonna. Who is making your decisions for you?

All I see when Madonna does shit like this is:

Keep going, it appears you've missed the hats.

Actually, Hitler would've been well advised to follow Phyllis's lead. Invading the USSR during winter was, as it turned out, a really stupid idea.

I'm going to say this like I did on Gawker. Whether one personally likes Macklemore and his appropriation of various minority groups on his quest toward Grammy-dom (which i don't think was his intent as he was the only rap artist not signed to a major record label) one cannot deny that his contribution to pop-culture…

You're right!

WOW Jezebel. New low. You had a chance to right a real in depth piece about how seriously racist these award shows can be but instead you decided to just sh*t all over Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.

Thank you, thank you, thank you have.at.it. Seriously.

I guess theres just a tension here between what is popular, and what may be truly socially conscious or aware. Which side are the Grammys supposed to fall on? If an artist writes a catchy song that millions sing, should he get a Grammy over an artist that may have written better songs but that didnt get hummed by as…

If Macklemore didn't cause the problem, then why is everyone acting like he did?

This joke will never get old. Every iteration gets cleverer. I love it.

This article is petty and mean.

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

Jesus. WTF is wrong with your editorial staff that they have to combine malice with piss poor writing so frequently?

Not particularly a Macklemore fan, not particularly a Macklemore hater either. He seems to be getting a lot of crap from this site today. Seems like a nice dude, not the most talented EVAR, but definitely not the least. He won some awards (that really don't make any difference in real life) and involved himself in…