Exactly!!

I spent most of my adult life with a small butt, and it wouldn’t matter what kind of underwear I wore, it would find it’s way into my buttcrack in short order - I wore thongs because they were more comfy than a whole pair of panties in my buttcheeks. The no-pantylines thing was a bonus. Now, my ass is a bit larger and…

Starring you for lay vs. lie, but then all the rest of your comment. My dad always used to say “Chickens lay, people lie.”

I have had this exact reaction. A doctor once told me that in recovery centers she uses Benadryl instead of other meds bc, well, they’re in recovery. She said the maximum dosage per day was 300mg. THREE HUNDRED? The box from the store says 50... I tried taking three one night (75mg) and I was restless and exhausted…

Now I am too! Drat - I guess I haven’t been kept on top of the John Wick news.

I don’t know why I first thought of Trinity & the helicopter, because Neo’s first bout was one of my favorite parts... (I’ve also watched John Wick several times just for the fight scenes.)

Isn’t that how they taught Trinity to fly a helicopter?

I’m not sure of the extreme point of these sandals, but I love these.

I’m putting out into the universe that I am in need of this Bill Nye swearing gif. I know the universe will provide.

I feel like he/they/everyone on these shows are exaggerations of who they are or elements of their personalities, because on Botched, Dubrow is charming and funny. Sort of like Gordon Ramsey on The F Word is totally different than he is on Hell’s Kitchen.

replying to a tough, existential text

(Proposed official logo of antifeminism: “WE CAN’T DO IT!” emblazoned across a picture of Schlafly holding a Math book upside down)

Well, I think the (in)famous Wallis Simpson quote “Women can’t be too rich or too thin” might shed some light on things...

Who puts “sod busting” in a song, anyway?

That reminded me of that other depressing death dirge - Wildfire. It was sort of creepy, too -a 70s countrified pop version of Wuthering Heights.

Does that matter? It may have been a decent poem, but it was an awwwful song! If Terry Jacks didn’t have such a reedy, whiny voice it may have been better. “We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, but the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone. [KEY CHANGE!!] We had joy we had fun we had seasons…

We didn’t really do road trips, but my we were fixing up a house we bought and throughout that summer (since we were in a house we didn’t yet live in) we had a cassette player with three cassettes that Dad played over and over and over. Willie Nelson’s Stardust, Dvorak’s New World Symphony, and Emerson Lake & Palmer’s…

Oh my god I haven’t heard that song in forever. Flashbacks! At least you didn’t post Seasons in the Sun.

Toad Suck, Arkansas

A lot of this looks like AHS Coven - the sets, the characters...