I'm glad I have company.

That Madonna song is instantly forgettable.

Or "pasteurized processed cheese food".

Rand Paul is indeed an unmitigated asshole, but can we please retire the “terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day” thing for a while? While once a cute reference to a childhood favorite, it’s now a bit overused. Maybe throw in a “smarter than the average bear” now and then, it’s ready for recirculation.

YES! Touch me and then try to leave me cream! Thank you - I was racking my brain! I don't know if they had the Bathina(?) line back then, I'm talking early nineties before they became more than a local brand. I loved their mascara, but their TM&TTTLM was amazing. Smelled good and made your skin sooo soft. I would love…

YES! Touch me and then try to leave me cream! Thank you - I was racking my brain! I don't know if they had the…

I have to say I like seeing January Jones laughing and happy - so used to seeing her as Betty Draper it startled me at first.

Ha ha ha. I like you. :)

Great minds and all that.

I remember when Benefit was a much smaller enterprise and all of their products, including their mascara, smelled like roses. Sooooo nice. They had a body cream with a long name - something like "I bet you want to touch me now" or...? - and it was the best.

I remember when Benefit was a much smaller enterprise and all of their products, including their mascara, smelled…

You just wait, buddy. 53 is closer than you think.

I got horrific case of shingles that appeared the day after my wedding. My honeymoon consisted of my new husband helping me in and out of bed, going to the bathroom, showering and making me food. I couldn't move my upper body much at all, sleeping was near impossible and my only relief was him placing cool…

Is this cross posted on WikiHow?

Loved them all, but I have to say my fave was the first one. Great writing, and funny, which is difficult! Believe me when I say he is one of my favorite authors - you have a bit of a Stephen King vibe. Loved it, please write more!!

Aren’t her boobs bigger now? (Menopause does that to you.)

Dude, cool your jets. I wasn't angry then, I'm not angry now. If questioning your choice of words is "verbally attacking you" then I think you're the one who's going to have a bad time.

Let's agree to disagree on this, shall we? I thought your reply was worded strangely and put words in my mouth. I never even said I was laughing ABOUT little old ladies getting their hair done. It wasn't funny, it isn't funny now. It's just something older women used to do that some do now, and I find it curious,…

I doubt he even goes to grocery stores.

Well, basically it's because I never said I "laughed at little old ladies getting their hair done in the 60s" and then the part where you said "it might be the easiest option for you now that you have gotten older." A seemingly innocent yet subtly insulting turn of phrase, when it would seem more accurate and normal…

Thank you for your sage advise oh poster who made up a burner just to reply to my fairly innocuous comment.