I saw her once, shopping at Loehman's in LA (like you do when you're a movie star) and she is tiny - I'm 5'3 and she had to be 5' at the tallest. (Which also means all the men she acts beside are tiny, too.)

Let me preface this by saying, I am an old.

Hmm. I always associate them with the men wearing them with (short) shorts and t-shirts with rolled up sleeves at the I-Beam on Sunday afternoons.

How's this one?

Wow. I love her dress. (The speech was great, too, but I just saw that dress...)

But didn't you see Easy A?? (I'd never heard of him before that b/c I never watched whatever that show was, but I definitely liked him in that movie.)

Fifty is far from geriatric.

A friend has two teenagers now, and she never (ever) let them walk to the grade school that was MAYBE half a mile away from the house. Never let(s) them go anywhere without driving them there, picks them up from school every day (HS is perhaps a mile away.) They don't do their own laundry, make their own breakfasts,…

Ditto

Almost blew coffee out my nose. :)

Ingenuous or ingenious?

I used to chew their feet off. I'm old enough to have had Barbies with malleable feet. I used to chew up erasers, too. I don't know wtf that was all about. Got embarrassing when my (evil) stepmother was subbing and another little kid said "oh your Snarky's mom? She eats erasers." I was in the 3rd or 4th grade.

I'm just spit-balling here - and I am fairly certain there's more to the story - but what if after exhausting other more reasonable avenues to keep this woman from taking that seat, the FA mentioned the cost hoping that would be the thing that convinced her not to take an emergency exit seat for which she was…

I see what you're getting at, but those photos are at least one nose-job behind.

You don't see the nose job either? I can't NOT see it, but I have been told I've got a keen eye for that sort of thing.

I'll give you a. bad makeup on the left and b. natural aging and good makeup on the right, but seriously you can't see that her nose and its bridge are completely different? She had an excellent surgeon, but def went under the knife.

I beg to differ - she has a completely different nose, higher, more defined cheekbones, and now her eyes are more up at the edges than down. If I didn't know they were the same person I wouldn't guess it.

OMG, she looks nothing like she did! (In my opinion, obviously) She still looks very young, but her entire face is different - I didn't even recognize her at first when she presented an award on some award show a few months ago...total plastic surgery overhaul.

I have no particular feeling about this movie, although I've watched it with amused indifference a couple of times. Your whole article, however, was HYSTERICAL.

Applause, applause, applause.

Believe me, I nearly sprained my eyeballs from all the rolling. One of my favorites was the woman, very fit and pretty good looking, who was fixated on getting a "black person's butt" - she was petite and blonde, of course. None of us (trainers) would do anything but a. tell her it was genetically impossible, and b.…