Yes, but to what degree they sag is something over which we can exert more than a modicum of control. I've got no problem with flaunting one's natural assets, just when I see them flaunted, I remember dear old Gran and her knee-length breasts.

Far be if for me to disagree with a searing Jezebel expose, but nope, nope nope. I wholeheartedly disagree. She wasn't THAT old and I am not too far behind her. A bit of exercise to keep the muscles firm, and support so that the skin doesn't stretch from the pendulous weight/movement of free range breasticles, and a…

No, no no...awful dress. Miss Havisham's wardrobe had nothing on this, except a better color palette. I have no problem with avante garde fashion (for the most part) or straying from the "norm" but that is one. ugly. dress. Messy, lumpy, draggy, poorly fitted. I cannot find one redeeming quality in that dress. Her…

Well, I am definitely an old, and mine could pass for a couple of decades younger than IRL - only because I keep the girls supported all the time, even when sleeping. Being a never-nude, this causes me no anguish.

She is riding a Segway. I believe you mean "segue".

She's a beautiful woman, and more power to her and her boobs, but if I were to offer any advice, it would be not to let them swing free too long or too often, for they'll not retain that youthful resilience forever.

Forgive me, but that dress is hideous in every way. Ill fitting, odd, extremely unflattering in fit, color, style... The make up and hair does nothing to help. Blech.

That was Malcolm McDowell, I believe.

Whatever works for you, honey. You remarked and were asking (repeatedly) why people were so offended. I was telling you why. I didn't say you were...I said you were being... You def need a lesson in semantics.

Others have apologized for being condescending, but I won't any longer. You're being a self-righteous prig about this. Your refusal to get out of your own way for a minute is increasingly annoying and reeks of unbridled youthful idealistic enthusiasm. Nothing wrong with youth, idealism or enthusiasm, but speaking as…

If you can't see how folks would be offended by your remarks and your attitude, then you are not interested in discussing anything, you're pontificating. (Self-righteousness is not attractive.) Being intractable about something is not necessarily a good thing in all cases. You FEEL these things are immoral. There are…

It may be semantical, but perhaps it's your choice of the word "moral". It impresses a feeling of judgment that is unwarranted - much like my Great Aunt Tillie believes that homosexuals are committing an "immoral act". You've attached this odd grading system to otherwise normal behavior. Choosing to wear clothes from…

It's because your continued and fervent insistence that eating meat is immoral is judgmental, plus it's merely your opinion. From the number of people disagreeing with you, I'd have thought you would have figured that part out. Your quantifying it as "an immoral act" doesn't help. Make an argument about how you believe…

That makes me happy. :)

Before the apocalypse - when San Francisco was taken over by corporate giants and the internet economy/tech bubble - there was a store called Gump's, on Maiden Lane. They had the puppy/kitten holiday displays in their window for YEARS & YEARS. Seriously. Then they couldn't compete with the flagship Macy's, the…

I agree - If it had been "I feel better as a toned, not flabby, size 8" no problemo.

I think the whole thing is hideous. Blech.

Thank you - very kind of you. :)

Seconded. At this very moment, those are the only words that are keeping me going.

Shit band or no, as I read it, by bringing up a long-dead TV show, the OP was questioning his general relevance, not his specific appearance at this particular event.