I heartily encourage everyone to watch that video embedded in the Sportsnet tweet, especially if, like me, your heart is largely filled with contempt and despair for humanity. It’s a nice reprieve from all of that.

Umm, it’s right there in the embed...

He was talking about Family Circus. You seem like more of a Zits reader though

“On this Chucky doll, show me where the clown touched you.”

I didn’t expect this to turn so dark so fast.

HOT CIRCUS TAKE

Obligatory “rugby really should be more popular in the US” post

Sometimes you get the privilege of watching great players surprise even themselves.

Sometimes it seems like physics is just breakin’ its own laws just to fuck with motorcyclists;

This dude’s career, lord. Kyrgios could retire after a 1st round loss at this year’s US Open or end up winning half a dozen slams and I don’t know what would surprise me more at this point

they have three official mascots

I’m sure everybody feels sorry for them.  It’s been over nine months since they won a championship.

Funny. I just saw a video about the most famous nintendo games’ musics being 1:1 copies of actual real music from the 80's. I find that a lot more revolting than this knockoff.

The correct take.

In all fairness to Stroman, a trade to the Mets does feel like a punishment.

That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

Paddack is way better than SRW is at this point in time in both systems.

I think Roth’s last scenario is the most plausible: Stroman is the second pitcher.

CALL HIM ISHMAEL.

Spicy!