As long as they avoid more trilogies, they can keep on squeezing

The people who went in-store shopping or stood at a post office had alternatives and chose to avoid them. The difference with this movie is that you currently have only one option for seeing it: In a dangerous theater.

Seriously. I can’t believe this $1B number and what it means for how many people were willing to go to a theater to see this. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here... waiting... for months... for streaming to come along.

Indeed

Not a chance. Think of the CME as a shotgun blast. It still has a direction. If you’re not standing in front of it, it can’t do anything to you. For that CME to do anything here, it would have to first actually get here. Second, even if it does get here, it will have diffused outward for 100 light years. The number of…

Batman: “I... am Batman”

disregard

Need a timelapse gif!

As I commonly say to my wife: “If Hollywood had to make movies where people didn’t make bad decisions to drive the plot forward, they would never make movies.”

I was coming here to point out what decimate meant, I’m not nobody (despite what you may say), and I cared.

pfffft ahhahahaha

This looked really bad

G.I. J’Origins

Right?

But aren’t they saying that fast charge speed may come at the cost of battery life as it stresses out the battery’s internal structure? Just saying that fast charge may not be all upside...

Something something “wat?”

My company believes in Tweeting the cone from the blockchain

Chewing on my sammich and damn near choked to death when I scrolled down. Bravo!

They poop soooooooooo much and require constant care to keep clean and not-stinky. They sleep a ton, but when they’re awake, they are a tempest in a teapot. Destruction and mayhem (of the cutest sort) are their life’s goals.

SLAMMED! SLAM SLAM SLAMMY SLAM! THEY WERE SLAMMMMEDDDD BY THE MOST OVERUSED EDITORIAL TITLE WORD IN EXISTENCE! SLAM SLAM SLAM!!!