So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

From the sounds of it it’s clothed pictures and written erotica too. Which is pretty ho hum as far as dirty business goes. 

It boggles my mind that people can make that kind of money for such pursuits.

$150,000/month?

You missed the last episode of Lost, huh?

Pretty sure the “Unites States Senate.” is a dog call (or whatever) to his secret Qanon loyalist base to, I dunno, conspire to storm some damn thing like idiots again.

Spellin’ good is for pussies and liberal homos!

“Unites” is still an English word.

Eyes and tongues missing:
This one is easily explained.Those are some of the first parts eaten by carnivores- especially small ones,birds etc
Source; a lifetime of living on farms

I’m disappointed how far down I had to scroll to get to the most obvious explanation.

Probably my most awaited movie.

Thank you!  These slideshows can fuck right off.

1. 19 Postponed Movies You Forgot to Be Excited About in 2021

Sorry, I was being sarcastic. We are in 1000% agreement.

Streisand effect in full force.

They shouldn’t let up until every last one of these crooks and terrorists are found, tried and punished. And if Biden comes In with that “let’s move on shit,” fuck him too.

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

Nah, but it’s useful ammunition in our many attempts at getting shit done.

Next time Elon is at the Depot, he needs to grab a pallet of these little beauties.

Gonna be funny when Trump fans riot in Tenn in 3 months.