If cats would only like our dogs too.

the past couple nights thanos has decided to sleep right next to me, belly up so i can rub his belly all night and give him chin scratches

I really need a cat in my life, my Burmese used to sleep right in the crook of my neck every night and was basically content sleeping around my neck when I was on the couch reading, basically I miss have a neck warmer.

things Tomi Lahren learned verrrry recently

Obama signing executive orders: a constitutional crisis from a man that thinks he’s a king.

Did you catch the Jesus/Messiah reference in this image? Somebody is comparing the president to Jesus Christ - comparing a tacky, bigoted, sociopathic huckster/demagogue to the god of love, sacrifice and redemption.

Family dinners must be fun for you.

Dear Pot,

There’s no such thing as fiscal conservatives in the Republican party. Either you’re an idealogical sociopath or you’re a filthy “liberal.”

It’s the religious conservatives that are always thwarting the agenda of the fiscal conservatives and pulling shit like this, because God.

I can’t stress this enough: every time I heard someone (including Bernie, and I like Bernie) talk about ‘the Establishment’ during the election, my head nearly exploded. Republicans have controlled Congress for most of my life. They ARE the establishment.

The stupidity of his voters is truly mindblowing. The Republicans control both chambers of Congress and the presidency, and they still couldn’t pass this garbage law. The Democrats— much as they’d like to take credit for it— had nothing to do with its failure. It was infighting within the Republican party and the…

No no no. It’s only the free market when it serves their ideology. If it doesn’t, it’s the liberal media pushing that sjw bullshit narrative.

Don’t forget him in Tombstone. Performance of a lifetime.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Definitely. Because a company needs to serve its shareholders. A government needs to serve its voiceless and underrepresented. We can assign dollar values to this, but they will never work for the voiceless and underrepresented.

*appalling

Oh, my pleasure! Here’s a bonus round.

Someone very close to me was raped by her father as a teenager, impregnated, and had to give herself an abortion because her shithole state would have required parental approval for it due to her age.

I literally want to mangle this smug motherfucker.

Anyone bringing theological debate to a secular legislature should be disqualified. Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, you asshole.