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Part of the problem is that the current iteration of Conservatives loathe experts and elitism. The leaders of the military, even if they may trend conservative, are generally men who were educated at Westpoint or Annapolis, two extremely good schools, and continue to work on advanced degrees as they progress through

FTFY Scott.

Where does one put a basement full of katanas in a $50.00 a month condo bedroom?

Oh I love pork. I grill Pork Tenderloins all summer, slow cook pork shoulders all fall, love butcher shop pork sausages. Don’t get me started on pork belly... I may have to go get pork belly tacos today just because I put that in my head.

Just when it comes to processed supermarket hot dogs, I think the kosher Hebrew

Kosher hot dogs for life!

I make a ton of canabutter and melt it over popcorn when I’m high. It’s the stoner snack that keeps giving. 

At least Winston only disrespected a woman and not the flag. /s  

My extremely cynical take is that the only reason the Trump Administration hasn’t actually started moving toward war with Iran yet is because Russia has Iran’s back. The July 16th summit just announced between Trump and Putin? I’m betting it’s about paying Russia’s cost to allow Trump to invade Iran.

I have conservative cousins who had an abortion after they found out their first pregnancy had serious complications that would prevent the baby from ever breathing on it’s own in the unlikely even that it made it to term.  They went on to have two healthy children after that, and they constantly repeat anit-choice

There are now only 4 justices on the court who believe women have a constitutional right to abortion, so I’m pretty sure the court will be happy to let that double standard live on. 

Christ. I can just see like the 4th or 5th Showtime channel doing a live-stream of his life from 8 to midnight every evening.

From the link to Paul George opting for Free Agency. This could be about contract renegotiation. The Thunder do have to make cap room for LeBron.  (I kid)

This is a thing of beauty:

Reading these comments, I worry that a lot of people are taking this advice and blowing it out of proportion. Not letting yourself get upset over words is not the same thing as ignoring those words. The way some of the Buddhist traditions would express this idea is that if you’re aware of your emotions, you can see

I think this is really at the heart of attacks like “snowflake”. The idea is that there is something wrong with the person who got offended.

Lmao. Underrated comment of the day. 

Do you feel like we’re watching 2010 all over again, except on the liberal side?

2010: Large number of conservatives feel betrayed by the fiscal irresponsibility of the Bush administration, say it wasn’t really Conservative. John McCain loses to Obama. They blame it on McCain not being Conservative enough. Democrats

I’m devastated by this news too, but when I see posts like this, I have to ask, what would your alternative method of appointment be; and why are you confident that it would produce a better set of judges than we have now? I’m not trying to troll, it’s just that most places that don’t use appointments for judges use

Lol.  Go look at Richard’s comment.  The very last line is “We need more politicians like her.”  Maybe instead of reflexively hating everyone who has a slightly different take then you, you give them a chance.  They might surprise you. 

If I didn’t know who Stephen Miller was, I’d probably react to that photo by asking if it was a joke on how Anthony Weiner is going to look after prison.