This is how I imagined Anthony Weiner would look after he got out of prison. 

Um, so what should we do?

I realized last month that I’ve been driving the last 5 months with expired car tags. Never stopped for it once.Have had plenty of weed in my car during that period. Black men have been pulled over and shot for less.

I work one block away from my state’s federal building. Marijuana is not legal in any shape or form in…

Sorry, I spend most of my Kinja time on Splinter, where people say incredibly fucking stupid things and expect to be taken seriously. My sarcasm meter is apparently broken. 

Riperton is Maya Rudoloph’s mother. Maya Rudolph is P.T. Anderson’s wife and mother of his children.

LeBron’s wife is in Oklahoma City today taking a tour of Heritage Hall, the private school where Wes Welker and Barry Sanders Jr. attended.  

I’m actually completely unfamiliar with Wayside. My parents started me off on William Rawls, Box Car kids, and Hardy Boys, then I discovered genre fantasy at like 9 and didn’t recover again until I found Literature in high school.

I did laugh really hard at that line though. Then cried, because I have two cats.

Can we talk for a minute about how fucking crazy this tweet is?

I’m both terrified and impressed in how obscure and correct that reference is.

+1 for “bench slapped” #lawyered

When your actual policy position is “government doesn’t work” then you can become a self fulfilling prophet by eliminating those aspects of government that do work. Brilliant!

Gotta kill that part of the brain responsible for creating mental images.

Is this the viewing gallery? Did anyone bring nachos? I could dig some nachos right now.

Just because there are occasional smart people in flyover country doesn’t mean the vast majority of people I encounter on a daily basis aren’t idiots.

Sincerely,
A National Merit Scholar in Oklahoma.

Completely random, but if you like Absalom! Absalom!, check out the non fiction Flowers of the Killer Moon about the Osage murders. The style is completely different, but one of the real life villains in this story is frequently compared to Sutpen and I think it’s a good and interesting comparison.

So let me get this straight. Because I think you just proved my point.

Don’t tempt me on a Friday afternoon.

Yeah they need to package this better. Stop tying it to a single number and focus more on the “living wage” part and allow for it to be indexed against cost of living, so while it may be $15 in Massachusetts, it could be $10 or $11 in Mississippi.

I bet that of the 69% of Millennials that are in this survery, 0% had any idea that about 40% of current Medicare recipients buy supplemental coverage via Medicare Advantage to get better treatment than “Medicare for All” provides.

Does the why matter? I took your metaphor to imply that millennials wanted anything for free but were unwilling to pay for it. I’m simply offering that that’s not true. I’m contesting that point - this idea that millennials are lazy nothings who can’t or won’t pay a dime. I don’t have a detailed blueprint of how…