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I usually can’t stand your comments, but you get a fucking star for “Dandyism knows only one orientation, fabulous.” Take it.

35 year old millennial. I’ll pay more in taxes for Medicare for all.

“I hate the children being taken away, that’s the Democrats’ law,” he said. (It is not a law, but rather his administration’s own policy.) “I want the laws to be beautiful and humane.” He also went on to tell the reporters: “Tell your friends, the Democrats, to call me.”

9/11 is Giuliani’s perfect 5/7 like the Dark Knight, or Fight Club.

They’re going to spin it by completely ignoring it and spending all of their time talking about the Inspector General’s FBI report that came out today.

That’s a solid comparison in terms of media reaction.

Could be a smart little publicity stunt even if there’s nothing there. Suddenly all of the NBA bloggers pick up on it and start talking about how it would happen, what other free agents might be able to go there, other trades to put talent around LeBron. Put an enigmatic tweet out there and let the basketball world

I say this knowing that most of this report was about how badly the FBI screwed up the E-mail investigation, and only a little bit about how 5 individual agents expressed alleged anti-Trump bias in one manner or another, but I think we all know that Trump and the Conservative internet army are going to focus on that

I forgot this was Deadspin.

Just saying that someone paid for that shirt at some point.

Dumpster diving still usually implies that someone bought it at some point only to have a woman in his life throw it in the good will bag.

Does choosing sex guaranty you a fulfilling sex life? Because if it requires spending any more of my life on online dating I’m just going to save myself the trouble and go with the city.

Michael Wolf is one of those rare cases where when I hear the name, I can more easily picture the impersonator than the real person.

Take your goddam star and never create another mental image like that again

The main AG’s office is in OKC but Pruitt lives in the Tulsa area. He spent an obscene amount of money relocating the Tulsa branch of the AG into a nicer building and adding tons of space to hire more attorneys and staff for that office. Here’s an article on it from the time:

I’d always imagined that Pruit replaced all of the coffee pots in the EPA with Keurigs to have the highest environmental impact, so I’m going to consider this a bit a of good news.

This is when I always like to point out that my first job as a lawyer was in rural Oklahoma doing estate planning and negotiating oil and gas leases for farmers. In 4 years I never once saw an income tax return where any of these people paid a single dime to the Federal Government, despite having incomes 2-3x what I

In the first few years it was active, I used the CFPB complaint board to get unauthorized fees on a credit card refunded from CapitalOne. It worked great. No progress at all talking with CapitalOne. File a complaint on the CFPB website. Two weeks later I had an apology from CapitalOne, they closed my account as

He has an amazing supporting role in the crazy version of Titus in 1999 staring Anthony Hopkins. He played one of the German queen’s sons and I think he’s shirtless for most of it.

His portrayal of the gay/lawyer brother in Brothers and Sisters on ABC was where I first saw him. Up and down show with some decent writing

I’m a fan of some of the things you’ve mentioned and peruse them throughout the day, and there are a couple I haven’t heard of. To each their own. Some of us are just older, tired of dealing with computers and the internet by the end of the day, and just want to watch a little cable.

Feel free to diss MSNBC as much as