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There are now only 4 justices on the court who believe women have a constitutional right to abortion, so I’m pretty sure the court will be happy to let that double standard live on. 

Christ. I can just see like the 4th or 5th Showtime channel doing a live-stream of his life from 8 to midnight every evening.

From the link to Paul George opting for Free Agency. This could be about contract renegotiation. The Thunder do have to make cap room for LeBron.  (I kid)

This is a thing of beauty:

Reading these comments, I worry that a lot of people are taking this advice and blowing it out of proportion. Not letting yourself get upset over words is not the same thing as ignoring those words. The way some of the Buddhist traditions would express this idea is that if you’re aware of your emotions, you can see

I think this is really at the heart of attacks like “snowflake”. The idea is that there is something wrong with the person who got offended.

Lmao. Underrated comment of the day. 

Do you feel like we’re watching 2010 all over again, except on the liberal side?

2010: Large number of conservatives feel betrayed by the fiscal irresponsibility of the Bush administration, say it wasn’t really Conservative. John McCain loses to Obama. They blame it on McCain not being Conservative enough. Democrats

I’m devastated by this news too, but when I see posts like this, I have to ask, what would your alternative method of appointment be; and why are you confident that it would produce a better set of judges than we have now? I’m not trying to troll, it’s just that most places that don’t use appointments for judges use

Lol.  Go look at Richard’s comment.  The very last line is “We need more politicians like her.”  Maybe instead of reflexively hating everyone who has a slightly different take then you, you give them a chance.  They might surprise you. 

If I didn’t know who Stephen Miller was, I’d probably react to that photo by asking if it was a joke on how Anthony Weiner is going to look after prison. 

This is how I imagined Anthony Weiner would look after he got out of prison. 

Um, so what should we do?

I realized last month that I’ve been driving the last 5 months with expired car tags. Never stopped for it once.Have had plenty of weed in my car during that period. Black men have been pulled over and shot for less.

I work one block away from my state’s federal building. Marijuana is not legal in any shape or form in

Sorry, I spend most of my Kinja time on Splinter, where people say incredibly fucking stupid things and expect to be taken seriously. My sarcasm meter is apparently broken. 

Riperton is Maya Rudoloph’s mother. Maya Rudolph is P.T. Anderson’s wife and mother of his children.

LeBron’s wife is in Oklahoma City today taking a tour of Heritage Hall, the private school where Wes Welker and Barry Sanders Jr. attended.  

I’m actually completely unfamiliar with Wayside. My parents started me off on William Rawls, Box Car kids, and Hardy Boys, then I discovered genre fantasy at like 9 and didn’t recover again until I found Literature in high school.

I did laugh really hard at that line though. Then cried, because I have two cats.

Can we talk for a minute about how fucking crazy this tweet is?

I’m both terrified and impressed in how obscure and correct that reference is.