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Just saying that someone paid for that shirt at some point.

Dumpster diving still usually implies that someone bought it at some point only to have a woman in his life throw it in the good will bag.

Does choosing sex guaranty you a fulfilling sex life? Because if it requires spending any more of my life on online dating I’m just going to save myself the trouble and go with the city.

Michael Wolf is one of those rare cases where when I hear the name, I can more easily picture the impersonator than the real person.

Take your goddam star and never create another mental image like that again

The main AG’s office is in OKC but Pruitt lives in the Tulsa area. He spent an obscene amount of money relocating the Tulsa branch of the AG into a nicer building and adding tons of space to hire more attorneys and staff for that office. Here’s an article on it from the time:

I’d always imagined that Pruit replaced all of the coffee pots in the EPA with Keurigs to have the highest environmental impact, so I’m going to consider this a bit a of good news.

This is when I always like to point out that my first job as a lawyer was in rural Oklahoma doing estate planning and negotiating oil and gas leases for farmers. In 4 years I never once saw an income tax return where any of these people paid a single dime to the Federal Government, despite having incomes 2-3x what I

In the first few years it was active, I used the CFPB complaint board to get unauthorized fees on a credit card refunded from CapitalOne. It worked great. No progress at all talking with CapitalOne. File a complaint on the CFPB website. Two weeks later I had an apology from CapitalOne, they closed my account as

He has an amazing supporting role in the crazy version of Titus in 1999 staring Anthony Hopkins. He played one of the German queen’s sons and I think he’s shirtless for most of it.

His portrayal of the gay/lawyer brother in Brothers and Sisters on ABC was where I first saw him. Up and down show with some decent writing

I’m a fan of some of the things you’ve mentioned and peruse them throughout the day, and there are a couple I haven’t heard of. To each their own. Some of us are just older, tired of dealing with computers and the internet by the end of the day, and just want to watch a little cable.

Feel free to diss MSNBC as much as

I like Rachel and Lawrence, but I can only take them in small doses. Rachel’s preambles where she builds up and up and up and up at the beginning of some of her shows drive me crazy. Just my personality type, I think, but I want to get to it. I answer questions about real estate transactions all day and have gotten to

I’ve been punched in the face for wearing an OKC Thunder shirt in the privacy of a dorm room in Chicago, because my roommate’s cousin from Seattle visited, got drunk and punched me because he held me personally accountable for his losing his team.

If I had to pay to fix a broken nose because a fucking Seattle fan

Who’s worse, Clay Bennett for lying or Seattle for believing it? There’s not a single person in OKC who didn’t know he was buying that team to move it here. You guys got had by a better business man.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I’ll take Brian Williams’s 11et/10ct daily news recap on MSNBC over any of the multiple hours of CNN news panel shows that all of my friends seem to watch all evening.

(Caveat, still a reader of online editions of print journalism at heart, but what person with political interests

This is me too. I have my laptop set up on a table in my tv room so I can watch netflix, hulu, sports, whatever on the tv. I’m currently single, but I had about a 6 month stretch where a girlfriend was over at my place every weekend. I found it created a lot more stress when I tried to play a console on the tv and

It’s different depending on the franchise. I used to know a family that owned about 30 different McDonalds when you counted up the various branches of the families (grandma and grandpa had like 6 and then when each of their kids got married, they bought them a franchise to get them started). Some of them never set

As an Oklahoman, this is the least surprising news yet. The Evangelical Christians here are obsessed about chick-fil-a. The one closest to my house has three drive through lanes running simultaneously and the line for them can stretch out into the main street.