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Michael Che brought up what I think is the real dangerous question on SNL this week: Are you prepared for how you’re going to handle it if it turns out to be massive?

But yeah, I’m definitely looking.

Seriously though, I remember being in middleschool when the Kenneth Starr report came out with it’s descriptions of

It didn’t affect his professional career, but Bobby Flay has already been exposed a few years ago back before this crap was a career ender. Thankfully for entertainment value, the wife he was cheating on with his hostesses was Law and Order: SVU actress Stephanie March:


I remember he and Antonia were paired against each other on that short lived Top Chef duels series where they’d bring two contestants back and have them compete head to head (I think Curtis Stone hosted?). Mike kept talking about how good of friends they were. Antonia paid lip service to it but her eyes just looked

It’s my understanding that one of the reasons the network forced Ailes out instead of backing him in his sex scandals was that Murdoch’s more centrist/liberal sons were gaining power. I’m not making any bold predictions about where Fox is going here, but maybe Shep feels like the younger half the Murdoch family has

My co-worker is married to a guy (by day a real estate agent, so he’s got a lot of flexible time) who has been the drummer in a cover band that plays regularly at local bars for the last 10 years. Her agreement with him was that if they used their back yard to put up a practice studio, she would never have to attend

There’s something to your argument, but as a fan of the show, you don’t have to actively root for Walter to appreciate Breaking Bad.

I had horrible asthma as a kid in the late 80s. We lived in small town Missouri at the time and every time I got sick I ended up at a specialist in Kansas City. After every doctor’s visit, my mom took me by Toys ‘R Us.

I remember pre-ordering my Nintendo 64 at our local store in Oklahoma City. I used to beg my dad to

There’s a broad spectrum of dealers and hookers in the world. Some facilitators want your continued business over a long period of time and they’ll work to build that trust with you. Other people are just hustling in the moment to pay off their own next fix. Like all other businesses, there are drastically differing

It could always be one of those things where the dealer is desperate and getting leaned on so he’s doing something for short term gain that isn’t exactly logical.

My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a discreet drug dealer. The first two, I’ve never had much use for.

I suppose if you think it’s a good thing then we could label it that way. I was going for the Margaret Atwood school of understated theocratic horror.

I’m pretty cynical and pessimistic, but as a younger person (34) living in a red state (Oklahoma) I think those attitudes persist among younger generations. I have no idea if they make up a smaller percent of their generation. My anecdotal evidence could be warped by having a social network of people in Oklahoma,

Pruitt wasted a ton of tax payer money in Oklahoma as well. He greatly expanded the size of the AG’s office. He remodeled and expanded the Tulsa office so he wouldn’t have to come to OKC to work. He fought a prolonged battle with the state auditor, arguing (and he was the first AG in Oklahoma to do so) that the AG’s

SCENE: Teacher with glock in a hip holster pushes mobile A/V cart into classroom, pulling door shut behind him.

TEACHER: We’ve got a real treat today folks. Now I know you’re all disappointed that we have an active shooter drill later today between your Creationism course and Prayer Hour, but we’ve got a real treat to

My state is such a joke. We can’t fix our budget, fund our schools, run our state agencies with any level of competence or efficiency, yet we find time for bull shit like this or the new round of anti-LGBT fuckery they’re trying to slam through.

Ned returns in the final season!

Also, he was only on the show for the first season. It’s not like he’s thought about this material daily for the last 6 or 7 years. I’ll forgive the guy if he just slipped up.

I clicked on this article because I always get bored and leave 15 minutes early and my coworker gives me the evil eye. I was looking for help with making it to the end of the day.

This person is doing nothing but slamming feminists..... what makes you think they’re a leftist?

Yet, I can’t find any in the comments section of this post defending this. There’s a punch of you claiming that feminists defend this, but there don’t appear to be any feminists (at least outside of the grays, haven’t scrolled through those) actually defending this here.