I’m an alcoholic. Got drunk nearly every day for 15 years, been sober for 2 plus. I’ve never hit a woman.

You mean like her ignoring Supreme Court rulings in favor of her personal religious beliefs? The Alabama state Supreme court is the only place where that’s a qualification.

There are many, many, many people in this world who feel like they have no friends they can turn to in their personal lives or are too embarrassed to ask someone they know for help. For some people, sharing their heart in an anonymous letter might be as far as they can go in opening up their pain to another person.

As a person who has had to do a lot of work to overcome my natural introversion and shyness over the last 10 years to finally have an active dating life in my 30s after being pretty awkward and unsuccessful in my younger years, I’d highly recommend to your first writer that he build up his confidence talking with…

Sessions was appointed Attorney General, not to the Supreme Court. Neil Gorsuch was Trump’s appointment to SCOTUS.

From the article you didn’t read:

“Ryan loves to assume that people who get government aid are not working—a line that has to be proven false again and again and again.” 

I make large batches of THC infused coconut oil, then melt like a quarter of a cup and drizzle it over the popcorn.

^This. The best players in the game cleared it in a week. The rest of us, from hard core raiders to casual raiders, will be working on this stuff for months.

We’re stuck on Heroic Kin’Garoth because all of us in my guild have a fondness for taking purple balls and lasers to the face.

That’s not true. Being brown, gay, or liberal are still unacceptable to them.

I’m deeply sorry that nothing interesting or exciting enough has happened to you since then to cloud your memories of college.

How old are you and how long ago did you graduate?

I make sure to pick up the National Book Award winner every year. Of all the various literary awards, I seem to most consistently enjoy their winners. Last year’s winner Colson Whitehead’s novel about the underground railroad was terrific. Can’t wait to pick this one up Jesmyn Ward’s new winner.

Who cares? I spent 9 years on three degrees at my alma mater and I go back 2-3 times a year to speak to students. I can tell you what dorm my memory tells me is closest to the gym, but fuck if I’m remembering correctly. It’s not an important detail in life.

And I’ve never once called the football stadium at my school…

I don’t know what he looks like, but Will Forte is going to look amazing parodying him if they can get him to do a special guest appearance this weekend.

As a 34 year old lawyer with a solid professional resume, I often joke that I’m more qualified than Trump’s appointments, but in this case, I’m pretty sure it’s the literal truth. I’ve at least won an appeal to the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals

How awesome would it be to see her on the bench at the same time as him and showing him up in oral arguments... nevermind. I forgot he doesn’t talk in oral arguments.

Yeah. I’m picturing Paul running over something his neighbor planted to get back at him for some perceived sleight, his neighbor who already hates him seeing this through the window, then coming outside and lunging at Paul as he gets off the mower.

Because no one reads the rules first. I’m a real estate attorney for a title and escrow company. No one reads that stuff. We’ve gotten to the point where we make people sign an acknowledgment that they’ve been given a copy of the CCRs (Certifications, covenants, and restrictions) and By-Laws if applicable, and had a…

Presumably this guy is rich and can afford his own legal bills, but could he just go ahead and set up a GoFund me anyway? I want to feel like I’m part of this.