You’re completely right from a historical perspective, but I think what the other commentator is getting at is that some of the hidden videos you can unlock (one of the Italian games I think), hint that within the game universe, the line of assassin’s goes back to the theft of a “piece of eden”.

Can you come up with an example of Clinton sexually assaulting/harassing/raping a woman in the last 5 years? We’re talking about current accusations against George H.W. Bush. It’s really pathetic that the only way you all can ever respond to a Republican being accused of harassment is by shouting “what about that…

Bummer. I was rooting for Pete.

Nah. I live in Oklahoma where religion and hobby lobby are king. All of the churches do “religious Halloween” activities to keep your kids safe from those horrible liberal pagans who lace their candy with drugs. They generally have rules like no devil costumes or sexual costumes, but thousands of these kids cram into…

I put a condom on my dick everytime before walking into that store.

I used to have spend two hours alone in the check out line of a Hobby Lobby picking up shit for my mom back in the 90s when they thought credit cards were the mark of the beast and they only took cash and checks.

Drew, I really hate that you put a photo of Michael’s on here. I have no love for craft stores, but they’re the only real competition for Hobby Lobby - and as someone who has spent the majority of my life in Oklahoma City, including going to the high school that was a quarter mile away from the Pentecostal Church the…

Here’s the difference than Conservatives can’t grasp. When Donald Trump or another Republican do something sexually shady, Conservatives race to defend it, justify it, assign it to some “safe” context (it’s locker room talk, it was a joke, etc.). They seem to assume that Liberals operate the same way. They’re gleeful…

I can’t wait to find out that some sort of UNESCO cultural heritage site designation somewhere is interfering with a Trump hotel project.

What a fucking cum stain.

No, it probably won’t. That’s why I switched to pot. You’ve got to pace yourself for 7 more years of this cluster fuck.

Good luck to your wife!

I’ve gotten to the point where I keep the game discs in those big CD Binders you used to get at CD Stores (wow, I have no idea if either of those things even exist anymore, but I still have mine from the late 90s) and throw out the cases. I realize that I’m destroying any collectible value, but, in the unlikely event…

I wouldn’t want a hairless one, but they can still knock your shit over, puke on your best rug, scatter litter all over your house, and nap on the furniture, so seems pretty quintessentially cat to me.

I tell people that if there were hidden cameras in my house the most embarrassing thing they would find is the amount of time I spend having conversations with my cats as I walk around the house doing stuff.

(BTW, this was when I decided it was okay to make a headless chihuahua joke above.) ;)

I dunno, chihuahua’s seem like they would be more pleasant without the head...

I’m thinking about getting one to keep my cat entertained.

My grandmother, but point taken.

This is awesome.