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Yo, racist fucking idiot from the thread above! Do you have the mental agility to find a video clip and post it here, or are you just going to blindly slander our past president without any evidence (of course he’s black and we’ve already established above that you’re a neo-nazi racist cum rag, so we wouldn’t expect

As a lawyer with a perfect record at the Federal Appellate level, let me stop you right here. Best case scenario: you are a fucking idiot. Worst case scenario: you are a racist fucking idiot.

There was only one “but for causation” in this whole mess. A bunch of white nationalists, KKK members, American Nazis, and

This far too of a nuanced comment for the internet.

As a white progressive I am no longer welcome in the homes of my Trump supporting relatives.

Let’s just have a civil war and get it over with. Either we win and this country can enter the 21st century or I’m dead, and I never have to read another facebook post by a Christian Conservative again. win/win

I think you hit the nail on the head here.

Well played.

Dammit. I thought I was over getting teary eyed over Carrie’s death.

#PiningforPine

Yeah, I already had my “Go Anna, don’t let him tell you what to do with your body” spiel ready to go when I clicked on the headline.

Because Trump is on vacation and it’s a slow news week.

I hope he gets you a Thunder jersey in response. ;)

I practiced law in that part of Oklahoma for awhile and Bryce Marlatt is truly a worthless human being. He’s like a washed out fraternity bro who had nothing better to do with his life so someone gave him money to run for state house.

I imagine his conversations with his lawyer went something like this:
2015 - “Jesus

It’s apparently not on the same list as “Thous shalt not provide birth control to your employees”

Oh Tweeter.... getting naked and stealing cop cars...

Also, in my experience, municipal employees are the absolute worst people to get legal advice from. I spend most of my days arguing with local government employees and most of these people have the hubris of Trump and not even a third of his miserable shit pile of a brain.

I’m a real estate attorney so I’m fully cognizant of what the legal issues are between my parents and their neighbors, but even if he only cut the limbs that he had a right to (and based on what my father told me, he went above and beyond that), the guy apparently pulled a ladder out at 7:00 a.m. this morning and got

Yeah, I’m not really sure what the make of the Chicago transactions. Stoops has always been a blunt and to the point guy. I don’t think he would fake retire and then go take another coaching job. If he was going to do it, he’d just do and not beat around the bush around it.

I think you were pretty spot on with your

Better open up that pocket book T-Boone. Gundy probably won’t be too happy when Riley is making more than him within a year or two.

Jesus fuck I’m sad about this. I’m sure there are all sorts of logical reasons and I’ll come to terms with it, but fucking hell. I grew up in Oklahoma, did my undergrad, M.A. and J.D. at OU. I’m 34, so Stoops has been the coach for more than half of my life. Hell we fucking used to wave at each other as he did his