I love you Burneko and am playing Devil’s Advocate only because I’ve had a couple of specific experiences lately. I’m a 34 year old single guy with a 1400 sq foot house in a 60 year old neighborhood of similar small 2-3 bedroom single story homes in a midwestern city. I live in a bad school district. There have been…

Are they going to do a scene where Bono skis into a tree?

“Hey Dad, since you voted for Trump, I have to ask you, do you think I count as a person?”

Something I expect to drunkenly blurt out at a family dinner sometime soon.

You’re right. I learned every curse word and racial slur I know on the playground. Add to that a whole plethora of cheesy racist jokes. It wasn’t until I said these things in front of my parents that someone told me how wrong they were.

Well Trump did authorize construction of an oil pipeline through their sacred burial grounds that has already spilled oil into their water supply once.

Hey look, it’s Obama doing an interview with serial sex offender Bill O’Reilly. Fucking google it before you call Obama a chicken shit. He did do interviews with that sexist scumbag.

Well of course Trump had to try and pull out, all other manners of contraception are no longer covered by insurance, right?

If you think you were confused, I for some reason always get it mixed up in my head and think Diablo Cody wrote the screenplay for Coyote Ugly.

I mean, if Trump cuts access to birth control, then “pulling out” is the only way to go.

and doesn’t think it should be sold in stores

“I want to give you responsibility,” Poitier told Foxx. “When I saw your performance [in Ray], it made me grow two inches.”

And then Poitier added, “Stop, my penis can only get so erect.”

Causing physical harm sounds more like it would be a requirement for battery. Assault, as your definition shows, is usually a lower bar.

$22,727 - that’s how much each of these 22 casualties were worth to Michael Flynn when he took $500,000 from Turkey to stop the Obama administration’s push against the ISIS base in Raqqa.

Yeah, I’m kind of disappointed he won’t be around to see the complete dismantling of the Trump Administration.

This is great!

Before abandoning English Grad school for Law school, I spent a few years of my life studying Arthurian literature. The problem with so many of these movies is that they all want to be about King Arthur. Most of the good Arthurian lit isn’t about King Arthur - or, in the case of Malory, his story is essentially a…

Yep. When I posted about this on facebook, I made the comparison to Pizzagate. Nothing but conspiracy theories and fake news on that story, but it inspired a Trump supporter to bring an arsenal to a children’s restaurant and fire a gun. So we have two actual instances of child sex acts in the Trump campaign and I’m…

Following the arrest of Oklahoma State Sen Ralph Shortey earlier this spring for paying a 17 year old male with drugs to have sex with him - Shortey was Trump’s Campaign Chairman for Oklahoma - this now makes two Trump campaign officials tied up in investigations of underage sex, prostitution, and human trafficking.

A year ago, I probably would have said, “hey, not all white people are horrible, some of us fought against Trump,” but I’m to the point now where I excessively loath my fellow white people.

And of course, I’ve heard two Trump voters in my office say today: “The corruption is just open now. Obama and Clinton were even worse in secret.”

Really??? Remember that time Obama fired Comey for investigating his would be successor?