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You forgot the tweet where he threatened to cancel all future White House Press Briefings. I assume he’ll keep giving Russian state media unfettered access to the Oval Office though, so at least we can get our news through them.

Yep April 21. This whole disaster began a few months earlier with David Bowie’s death on January 10.

Who knew that Prince and Bowie were the Guardians of the World, holding darkness at bay?

She’s hosting this Saturday night by the way. I can’t wait to see her take on the night time in the bushes press conference.

Sadly, our best game show host is Canadian.

Robin Wright as Cecile Richards. I think we already decided in the Jezebel comments months ago that Sally Yates would be played by American Treasure Sarah Paulson.

Yeah, that analogy doesn’t work. Buying a cable package is a choice. If I feel so strongly about my money going to a company that I can’t stand it anymore, it’s within my control to cancel my entire cable subscription and try and find an alternative way to get programming that does not result in a portion of my

Half of this country didn’t even show up to vote in that election. I used to love political debates and arguments-trying to change minds-but I’ve resigned myself to the opinion that the best shot for hope is in reaching those people who don’t vote and firing up turnout as opposed to trying to convert someone who lives

You’re probably right but it won’t do him a whole lot of good. I’m a property lawyer who underwrites real estate transactions and mortgages. I’ve had to give presentations on the sovereign movement before and how they can fuck up land titles.

Once a judgment has been reached in a court case, he can try and refuse

As a lawyer it’s hard to generalize. A lot of it depends on the relationship you have with your clients. I started out practicing at a small firm in a 60k person town about an hour from a metropolitan area. We usually wanted our clients to succeed. They were small business owners and the better they did, the

I probably should made the implication behind my comment more clear. I was particularly responding to the OP’s comment “Because I’m really good at using birthday control.”

My friend and his wife don’t use birth control. He “hates” how condoms feel and something about her not doing well on the pill (I realize there

This inversely reminds me of one of my male friends from high school. He went to a military academy so we got distant for awhile but once he left the service we ended up working in office buildings a couple miles from each other and met for lunch. We were in our early 30s and his wife (who I also knew from high

Lol. I was at the work Christmas Party a couple years ago and two of my coworkers were talking about their teenage sons and how they both wanted Fallout 4 for Christmas. They looked at me to see if I wanted to be part of the conversation and I just said, “I’ve already bought it for myself. One of the perks of being

I would love to play Ogre Battle again on the SNES. I let a friend borrow it about 10 years ago and we had a falling out. It’s usually around $60-70 to find a copy on ebay since they apparently didn’t make many of them.

Such a unique game. It’s a combo of rpg and large map strategy (not sure what the technical

You better go ahead and get in line now for the mini-SNES. Some of us who have wanted the mini NES since before launch still haven’t been able to get one and now probably won’t unless we turn to the secondary market.

Oh, it’s the old, “since they break the current laws, we shouldn’t try to do anything better because they’ll just break the new ones too” argument. I’m a fan of that one.

Prostitution is technically a state level crime. Human trafficking gets you into federal jurisdiction. This is why there are some parts of the state of Nevada where prostitution is legal. So if there was more political will for it, you could theoretically see pockets of legal prostitution pop up through out the

Theoretically, if you had a legalized system of prostitution, then there would be some licensing procedure, and only sex workers with a license could legally sell their services. You engage in the business without a license, and you get fined and/or commit a crime, like a restaurant that sells liquor without getting

Been owned by NewsCorp for the last few years.

Props for how you ended this story with Coach Mullen’s quote at the end. I’m sure he said it with a straight face without a tinge of irony.

Honestly though, as a long time college football fan who has finally been able to realize and admit how violent and destructive the game is to young men’s bodies, that really is

I don’t know how new it is. The University of Oklahoma (where I graduated from and still live near) has had a big Red/White Spring Scrimmage every year that a few thousand people show up to. It was on Saturday and I knew it would affect traffic enough that I changed my Saturday plans to avoid the highway into Norman