The list people put up twice now was taken from an Umberto Eco article on Ur-Fascism. Eco lived in Italy under Mussolini. Ergo - that image you’re dismissing was a “definition put together by” a person “who actually had to resist fascism as a means of survival.”

My mom, in her incessant and not quite endearing quest to call everything by the wrong name, refers to this show as “Top Chef Kids”.

I’ve tried to get her to call them “the one with the bald chef” and “the one with the British chef”, but that doesn’t seem to work.

This. This is exactly what went through my head when I saw that metaphor.

I know right? My circle of friends includes both Ohio State fans and Dallas Cowboys fans. I was so ready to throw this in both of their faces, but this story is so much less exciting than the headline.

gonna is totally a legit word in Oklahoma, Texas, and Arkansas.

“You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis.”

“botched-replicant-looking”

They need to let you write Trump descriptions for a day.

I’m a liberal and wasn’t offended by it or anything, but thought part of the humor behind the skit is the way it showed how uncomfortable a lot of liberals (myself included) get whenever we find out that a good friend or colleague is a Trump supporter. The idea that we would be embarrassed by our dog’s thoughts on…

The fact that Conway is trying to spin the Trump Tweets by connecting them to the CIA wikileaks dump, just further convinces me that the Trump Team was probably behind handing off a trove of classified data to Julian Assange (probably through living cesspool Roger Stone).

Now they don’t have to worry about ever backing…

I totally get where you’re coming from here. If I like a game, I become a compulsive completionist. If I know going in that I can’t do anything in a game without spending additional money, then that’s an immediate turn off for me. DLC is different in most cases. If I’m buying an expansion that includes more…

Brown shoes are technically okay if it’s a navy suit, but those really look like black pants to me, which would not be okay. But sometimes its hard for me to tell really dark navy from black in a photo.

Maybe it’s just the lawyer in me, but the idea of a school hosting a pool party just makes me cringe. So many issues, including the one you’ve obviously pointed out. Leave that to the parents.

I got retweeted by Joyce Carol Oates once. That’s the best I can do, which, Joyce Carol Oates is phenomenal, don’t get me wrong, but since she essentially lives Twitter 24/7 these days, I’m sure the club of people who’ve been retweeted by her is extremely large.

I got Christopher Hedges to have a facebook messenger…

Oklahoma here. Tower fans + ceiling fans in every room. I hear you.

Exactly. I don’t get the hot air blow dry. I live in a state with high humidity and summer temperatures regularly over 100. I get home from work some day, put on work out shorts with no underwear and turn on the floor fan and let a cool, refreshing breath soothe my swampy man parts after a long day of trousers and…

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“You the real MVP, Clown.”

I don’t necessarily disagree with anything HamNo or most of my fellow commenters are saying (I might look at some things slightly differently, but we’re closer to each other than we are apart), but all of this talk about economic messaging, political dynasties, and who is going to run for president, seem to miss part…

Then stop reading it or go find a safe space. I’m sure Brietbart or the Blaze could develop a car blog that doesn’t offend your delicate sensibilities.

Law students who took a Wills and Estates class and had the standard casebook (at least the standard casebook a 5-10 years ago), may remember that the shittiness of Kay Jewelers goes back even further.