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Yeah, I think it’s extremely naive for anyone to posit that because DeVos is already a billionaire, this can’t be about the money for her.

I mean the Koch brothers, Sheldon Adelson, Phil Anschultz, Art Pope, the Mercer family, etc., are all filthy rich and we all clearly realize that their political agenda is designed

That’s true. I’d nearly forgotten that. There’s so much horrible shit in my head at any one time these days.

I’m pretty sure that was Donald Trump. Like I’m not joking. I think he made a remark in that unhinged press conference a couple weeks ago about Congress only being there to represent the Republican voters.

Unfortunately for Vikings fans, the new stadium proved to be useless at stopping Falcons, Seahawks, and Eagles.

Yeah. I wish we lived in a world where we could appreciate the nuanced difference between “changing your stance on an issue depending on your audience and poll numbers” and “changing your stance on an issue because time has passed, you’ve acquired new information, you’ve taken advantage of hindsight, and you’ve

Are we doing phrasing?

I share the sentiment but this isn’t exactly new. This was widely reported on back in the primary and like so many of Trump’s other blatant lies and cons, no one really cared about it.

Thanks for the great response. I’ll be thinking of you when I get the chance to binge The Handmaiden’s Tale on Hulu this Spring!

I have to agree with your assessment. Kennedy is more liberal on social issues (well at least women’s rights and gay rights, I’m sure many of my friends would take issue with how he’s come down on issues affecting people of color) and conservative on economic issues. Kennedy has always played politics and I think

Yeah. It’s a pretty strained metaphor that they’re trying to use. I may have failed to be fully explicit in my original comment, but I think they’re full of shit and want to be the Westboro Baptist of abortion. If you take one or two lines of the rhetoric in isolation, the comparison almost makes sense, but the more

Yeah, sure, it’s a cliche to credit Larry David with Seinfeld’s success.

But I can also tell you that I’ve watched all of the Seinfeld show and all of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I enjoyed both of them.

I had a roommate several years ago let me borrow some Jerry Seinfeld comedy albums and MP3s for a car ride. I didn’t

the bill, which he calls the “Never Again Act,” also requires that curators at the museum install the imaginary exhibition “near the existing exhibit on the history of slavery.”

Jesus fucking christ. Either go to law school and publish a photo of your bar license or shut the fuck up. There is nothing in the constitution about protecting you from non government or state actors trying to silence you.

-Signed sincerely, a lawyer that has actually won a First Amendment case at the 10th Circuit

I completely agree with your point, but that one stop me from driving to Arizona for official Tea Party events to just break a ton of shit and then disappear.

I stopped watching Maher a year ago because I was tired of him spending every episode trying to justify his own racism and inviting on conservatives who talked over the rest of his panel.

Well fucking played.

Maybe the people filling up “our alleys” that “are not the Republican people” are the liberals protesting? I feel like you have to play a game of “Jump to Conclusions” when you’re deciphering this shit.

So he’s saying Obamacare is bad and then he switches mid sentence to talk about people filling up alleys that aren’t

In Texas, that’s how low men have pushed down the glass ceiling.

Other than the “fairly young” part, you could copy and paste this onto an article about a Trump twitter tantrum with very few changes.

That’s the first thing I thought of when she used the phrase “up for grabs”.