I think Sarah is talented enough to play a villain.

Do you remember Julianne Moore’s portrayal of Sarah Palin in the HBO movie Game Change? I think that’s a great go to performance to look at how you can simultaneously create pity and loathing for a character. You almost feel bad for how naive and unprepared she is…

Hungry Hungry Caterpillar-like penis? I feel like the further we think about this the more I don’t want to jump into that rabbit hole dick first.

Sarah Paulson will be nominated for multiple golden globes and emmys for the various roles she is destined to play in this: Sally Yates, Trump molestation victim #6, and Betsy DeVoss.

“Eric Carle-like penis” is an epic description. I had all of his books as a kid. Some people talk about things retroactively ruining their childhood. You just made mine better.

I’m not saying this is a good fit, but the idea of Robert Reich as Tyrion entered my head and now it won’t leave.

I think everyone is jumping to cast Bannon as Varys because they were both castrated as boys.

OMG. How awesome could Anne Curry have potentially been doing real political interviews every morning for the last two years on Today???

Amen. I finally decided to back this up with my wallet and bought a digital subscription to WaPo yesterday. I love coming on here to Jezebel and reading their bloggers’ takes on the breaking news, and I know I can get a lot of good information across the interwebs for free, but it felt like as an adult with a…

The Democrats need to go balls to the wall anti-Trump in the 2018 midterms just like the Republicans and Tea Partiers did in 2010. Every single ad in every single district needs to be about the need to 1) rein in Trump’s abuses of executive power; 2) investigate Trump’s ties to foreign governments; 3) force the…

I and about 20 friend made calls to our Congressman’s office this morning and all told his staff in our separate calls from different numbers that if our Republican Congressman didn’t join calls to investigate Flynn and the Trump Administration’s handling of the Flynn situation that the only conclusion we could come…

After following the Michael Flynn news last night I woke up happy today for the first in months. I’ve been energetic and productive all day. I haven’t run away to hide in the bathroom and cry even once!

It’s like balance is starting to return to the force.

I’m like 85% confident that despite the stated intentions of…

Goddammit. My work computer blocks that site. What bull shit.

One of my friends captioned this photo with “Alt Right Chamption Jared Kushner turns out to be giant Cuck.”

I normally never approve of using the word cuck, but I think if it it’s served up with enough irony, it works here.

This is the best Kinja can ever hope to be.

This is Justin Humphrey’s official government photo:

A friend in his 30s told me last summer that he and his significant other (now wife) were thinking about having a kid. My response was “why the fuck would you do that?”

I didn’t find out until a while later that they already knew they were pregnant at the time.

At least my friend accepts and loves me for the horrible…

When I was a junior in high school, one of my Catholic friends parents (who had an 18 year old, a 16 year old, and a 14 year old) got pregnant again. That was about 16 years ago at this point (Christ makes me feel old). I’m still friends with two of the older siblings. They all affectionately refer to their younger…

I think they’re injecting Spicer with cells harvested from Trump and they haven’t figured out yet how to make the transformation last longer than a few hours. I’m sure eventually, Sephiroth Spicer will be complete.

I fell for it at first too. English BA. Started work on Early Modern Lit MA before going to law school. So it was really bothering me at first, but as I kept scrolling down and seeing all of the wonderful poetry that was getting quoted as a result, I stopped being bothered by the trolling and just enjoyed seeing…

Congratulations. I think your beautiful trolling has helped us finally achieve peak Kinja.