In fairness to your mom, that’s probably better written and more coherent than the actual script was.

Fant4s2ic?

WB has turned its DC movies into a franchise that opens OK and doesn’t lose money but isn’t that profitable and nobody much likes or cares about. It’s hard to see that as a route to long-term success, or the sort of cultural awareness the Marvel movies have built up.

There’s nothing about being a good person that means you can’t also be a mediocre-to-bad writer, and vice versa. Thanks for the reminder.

Does he have a...SEVEN-pack? How is that even possible?

Zack Snyder interviews always sound like someone who learned English as a second language trying to avoid Mike Wallace’s questions about selling poisoned milk to schoolchildren.

A smiling Superman? Can such things be?

Three mini-series (or short seasons), one for each section of the book.

They should get Chris Diamantopoulos to reprise his character from Silicon Valley.

I stopped watching after an episode ended with Ward, covered in running brown goo, staring at the camera for what felt like five minutes.

Justice League: Bruce & Martha & Clark & Martha

It’s the “to death” part. CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS sent the original Superman off to superhero Valhalla. INFINITE CRISIS brought him back for the sole purpose of having him beaten to death by Superboy.

I’d like to remind everybody of INFINITE CRISIS #1, which DC hyped as a return to hope and optimism after a grimdark period in its books, and featured the return of the original Superman coming back from limbo to set things right. That was written by Geoff Johns, too, and by the end of the miniseries the Golden Age…

Of course no one recognized him. Nobody outside the comics community even remembers Man of Steel. If they do think of it, it’s that dreary movie that came out a few years ago. And nobody has any idea who the hell starred in it. Some white dude.

Wow, Henry Cavill looking like he smelled something real bad. In other words, a picture of Henry Cavill.